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mel is not short for melanie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

sleep work sleep tivo work work sleep.

My Interests

text messaging, impromptu (ninja!) road trips, photo adventures, secret handshakes, dopplegangers, cheap beer, tattoos, bad boys, music, tv show incest, tragic celebutant trainwrecks, wild debauchery, sleeping, pop culture, everything british.

Music:

stuff that doesn't suck.

Movies:

i try to go once a week.

Television:

if you value your life at all, you will not call me during story time.

Books:

anything by vonnegut, coupland, hornby, palahniuk, al burian, travel guides, music history books, cookbooks, biographies and autobiographies. i want to read up on the british monarchy b/c i'm a nerd like that.

Heroes:

david cross, johnny cash, tanya turner, your mom

My Blog

noisy neighbor playlist 11/19/06

ground chuck & skirt steak revue ran late.  almost fell asleep.  none of the strippers showed up this time, but jet set rhett was nice enough to take off his jacket and swing it around h...
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

noisy neighbor playlist 9/10/06

noisy neighbor aka salty dog and peppery bitch revue (live from denton, tx) playlist for sept. 10th, 2006:(italicized songs are the songs i played; others are by my always lovely co-host, ground chuck...
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

yes, i know i'm a dork. shut up.

i kinda sorta secretly hope this is true. because it'd be cheesy awesomeness. update: they were denied!  the spice girls aren't "serious" enough, but the scissor sisters and eminem are?&nbs...
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

best music video EVER.

i nearly peed my pants watching this. thanks, stereogum.
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a real life liger!

http://g.msn.com/0US!s6.68639_315529/48.c9522/2??cm=VideoHig hlights
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

boobies!

Your Boobies' Names Are: ElvisGet your own Boobie Names...
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

emo boys never fail to amuse me

someone passed along this link this morning, and i haven't stopped laughing. http://groups.myspace.com/emoboyskissingemoboys
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i saved $75!

launch and sbc yahoo are broadcasting ACL live on the internet this weekend. i'm watching franz play live right now, without having to drive to austin and dealing with the crowd! and it's a way bett...
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh. my. god.

i just died laughing. william shatner. covering pulp's common people. for real. it is teh awesome. http://www.slatch.com/?/archives/week_2004_07_18.php#003224
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm back

oh yeah, by the way, i'm home. it sucks and it's too damn hot out. i totally did NOT miss shitty american beer (i totally understand why the brits make fun of our beer now! it is like drinking wate...
Posted by mel is not short for melanie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST