Bizzaro B. Demented - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a professional Magician and like to do odd things on stage. Open minded, the child of hippies. (Was it the tye dye shirt I own or the long hair that tips you off?) Just here to have fun, so watch out for the trap door. Want to know more head over to www.smappdooda.com I'm not too hard to find.

Also if you are an entertainer of any sorts Add yourself to the Fire Cat Studios Myspace page.

Ok so the last time I posted this I think I used too big a words. I know on Myspace it's all about shoot first ask questions later BUUUUUUUT.... if I don't know you I would PREFER it if you messaged me BEFORE you friend me. If we never exchanged pleasantries or we only met maybe once, it'll be a good idea to introduce yo'self.. I'm a tad picky. Sue me. Also... chances are I won't add your band or clothing store. This isn't a contest to see how many people I can have on my friend's list. Sorry.

My Interests

Well aside from magic and lighting myself on fire I also do special FX make up and draw my own comics. If it's in the entertainment business I usually have a hand in it. I enjoy seeing people smile. What can I say?..

I'd like to meet:

The Pope... no wait.. I just want to meet his hat. People in the entertainment business with an open mind and have a freekin' sense of humor. Is that so much to ask!?

Music:

..Punk, rock, swing, ska, industrial, 80's, etc etc Misfits, Riot Squad, The Staggers, Alex Can't Sleep, Shadow Reichenstein, The Von Ehrics, Cowboy Mouth, Oingo Boingo, Demented Are Go (For those who need some known bands)

Movies:

..Bride of Chucky(Stop laughing), Virtuosity, Brain Scan, Demon Knight, and HUDSON HAWK BABY!!

Television:

..Darkwing Duck rocks my red socks!!

Books:

..Umm.. thaz them things with werds on them right?

Heroes:

Lance Pope - Deceased,
Frank Welker - Still kickin'

My Blog

Fork the outlets...

So there I was, standing in the shower, and listening to Tom Petty. I had a brief flirtation with trying to write songs and play music because that is a grandtastic way to express how one is feeling. ...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:14:00 PST

July 4th

For those poor shlubs who don't have anywhere to go that allows you to hold a firecracker in your own hands and blow off a few fingers, we have a prime opportunity for you. So if you wanna trek to Wax...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:25:00 PST

No Doubt

If you thought this was gonna be about the band, FOOLED YEEEEWWW!!!Doubt is the whore spring of all that is good in the world. To doubt your ability is to question your worth. To doubt your friends is...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:24:00 PST

Like an REM song...

So it was brought to my attention last night that the Swedish are up to something sneaky. Now I am NOT one for conspiracy theories or Doomday prophecies, but it go me thinking... what if? Wh...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:44:00 PST

Feel me up.

First some lyrics you don't care about:"I like, Where we are, When we drive, In your car. I like, Where we are; here. Cause our lips, Can touch, And our cheeks, Can brush. Our lips, Can touch; here. ...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:30:00 PST

Save it...

Save your fancy cars and big houses. Keep your dirty money and over-hyped sex life. Give me someone to rest their head on my shoulder. Soft lips and a pretty face to caress in a dimly lit room. Aye, t...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:22:00 PST

Good enuff for government work...

So I was sitting and watching the Aristocrats and thinking about all of the comedians on that show and how well known at one time they had been or still are. Ever since I was younger I have always wan...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 03:33:00 PST

I’m just a little unwell..

I am a firm believer in "Tis' better to regret something you did than something you did not do". I for one would rather know for sure. However, there is a grand amount of truth that sits upon that the...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Tue, 06 May 2008 04:12:00 PST

Truth, honesty, and prose...

" This Is The Way You Left Me, I'm Not Pretending. No Hope, No Love, No Glory, No Happy Ending. This Is The Way That We Love, Like It's Forever. Then Live The Rest Of Our Life, But Not Together. Wake...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:41:00 PST

Jumping all over the world...

So a friend of mine and I were talking about some stuff tonight at his casa and I wanna make sure I might not be the only crazy one out there.Most humans of the male persuasion put the opposite gender...
Posted by Bizzaro B. Demented on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:40:00 PST