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Kali Ma

CHAOS and DOOM!

About Me

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Fire & ice Dragons

My Interests

This is the funniest shit EVAR!

Music:


Movies:

Cheesy horror and sci-fi, romance, action/adventure, fantasy, anime. British comedy or drug movies. Lots of randomness.

Television:

Simpons, Heroes, Family Guy, almost anything on cooking network, Red Dwarf, CSI: Miami, news..

My Blog

Interactive bloggeration!

This has the risk quickly growing out of control and eating up hours of valuable time, but:Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I will do ...1. I'll respond with somethi...
Posted by Kali Ma on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:55:00 PST

..... *kurh!*

Sorry for the title, Leslie and I have been on a big Jeff Dunham kick recently. Jefuhfuh DUNhaaaaaam! ABRBDALDAABLDARADA EEEEEE!!!!!...... *kurh!* Hheheheh. Cracks me up every time. So yeah, I'm a fre...
Posted by Kali Ma on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:40:00 PST

The Dominance Factor

So my dog and I are having dominance wars. i.e. he thinks he can hump and nip me whenever he feels like it. This equals NO. So I've been attemptiong to put in place a technique taught by the dog train...
Posted by Kali Ma on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 08:31:00 PST

It’s January what?!?

Jeez already two weeks into '08. What have I accomplished? Well I've already been sick, and lost A pound detoxing.. which the whole detox is pretty much screwed now anyway with all the other stuff goi...
Posted by Kali Ma on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:05:00 PST

Thwarted AGAIN!!!

So AT&T are a bunch of manipulative whores. No service in my area, even though my dad 2 blocks away gets it. In fact NO ONE services my area except for WildBlue and they charge like $400 for "equi...
Posted by Kali Ma on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 01:55:00 PST

Im feeling writerlicious this morning..

I must be getting better, I actually want to do stuff! YAY! So My Hump got a belated Xmas present last night...  ALL NEW TIRES!! Wooty hoo I can drive in the rain again and not worry about random...
Posted by Kali Ma on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:58:00 PST

The Movie List

Leslie and I were discussing our pitiful movie collections this weekend and it has prompted me to start a list of things I need to own but don't. This is for my own personal use, but if you're feeling...
Posted by Kali Ma on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:38:00 PST

Stupid weather and stupid sick people and stupid detox and stupid body...

UGGGHHH!! I try to do something good for my body, and what does it do? It craps out on me! I was being all good and detoxing and staying on the plan (despite Leslie's avocado transgression) and yester...
Posted by Kali Ma on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:41:00 PST

The Beginning of the New

And may I just say.. IT IS FUCKING COLD OUTSIDE! Who the hell decided to have a 27 degree morning in Texas?!? I swear I didn't sign up for that one.. oh well.. just means I'll be taking applications f...
Posted by Kali Ma on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:28:00 PST

The Greatest Date

So as I mentioned in a previous blog, the beautiful and amazing Seleka snuck down here for the week to surprise everyone. SO last night being Wednesday, she suggested we hit the drum jam. (She was the...
Posted by Kali Ma on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:18:00 PST