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Motel Hell

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I like books and will eventually be a punk rock librarian if I can ever get into grad school. Have fear.
NO TALKING IN THE LIBRARY!
I'm pretty boring.
I have a tendency to get drunk and spew random crap at people, throw beer cans at raver kids, and ramble on aimlessly about Outer Gods. I hate everyone. Don't feel special.
Once I hit a stripper with a rotary phone.
I fall down ALL the time.
I don't add bands unless I already like them, so stop it.
You can see what I've been listening to here.
Or just look down.
Website: I Hate You
Livejournal: Horror Business
AIM=deadbydawn777
I'm not a big myspace fan.
I don't do well over text; so don't send me big emails and expect a lengthy reply unless I'm banging you or have been friends with you for a long time. I am not good at small talk or most talk for that matter. Myspace's user interface sucks. I hate it and I hate you. I DO NOT ADD PEOPLE I DO NOT ACTUALLY KNOW ANYMORE.

My Interests

knives, whiskey, sociology, hockey, being more Irish than you, drinking, pool, post-WWII fashion and art, books, comics, rpgs, videogames, tattoos, riding motorcycles and bicycles, Boba Fett (his backpack's got jets, he bounty hunts for Jabba Hutt to finance his Vette), guns, computers, shiny things, bowling, padlocks, 40s and 50s clothing, movies, concerts, research journals, raising hell, classic cars, fixing or breaking shit, dogs (especially beagles, pitbulls and amstaffs), pinup art, kicking your ass, obsessing over the Silent Hill game series, wishing I drove a hearse.

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't idiots, Sam Elliott, nerds, Henry Rollins (again), George A. Romero, punks, trad skins, psychobilly/rockabilly drunks, Dario Argento, Ice-T, Robb Wells, and your mom. People who can have an intelligent conversation but aren't afraid to use violence when necessary. If you can't be counted on, you can't be counted in.

I've been absorbing:

Music:

The (original) Misfits, Rass Kass, NOFX, Johnny Cash, The M3t3ors, Depeche Mode, Motley Crue,Los Gatos Locos, Sham 69, Blitzkid, NWA, Therapy?, The Cure, Haujobb, Stromkern, Soul Survivors, The Quakes, TKK, Bad Religion, The Pogues, Cock Sparrer, Ludacris, Anthrax, Social Distortion, Fugazi, Rob Zombie, The Cramps, Horrorpops, Ice-T, Joe Strummer, MC5, Dead Milkmen, The Clash, The Donnas, David Bowie, Prince, George Clinton, Dr. Dre, The Gap Band, Last Resort, Ghoultown, Earth Wind and Fire, Son Seals, B.B. King, Judy Henske, Duran Duran, Skid Row, Iron Maiden, 50s and 60s girl groups like The Crystals, The Ronettes, The Shangri-Las etc., OMD, Portishead, Buddy Holly, The Pet Shop Boys, Black Flag, The Pimps, The Sharks, Danzig, Henry Rollins, Ministry, KMFDM, VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, MC Chris, NIL8, Guns and fucking Roses, Jerry Lee Lewis, Assemblage 23, Bunnytron, Demented Are Go!, Kool and The Gang, The New York Dolls, Hocico, Iggy and The Stooges, Hanzel and Gretyl, The Chop Tops, Fear Factory, Sisters of Mercy, INXS, Slayer, Pantera, Body motherfucking Count, Icon of Coil, Skinny Puppy, The Ghastly Ones, Turbonegro, Public Enemy, Combichrist, Against Me!, Only Crime, NWA, Nekromantix, The Temptations, The Transplants, Too Short, Rollins Band, Elvis, Robert Cray, and tons more. Basically, if it's punk, funk, new wave, psychobilly, rockabilly, doo-wop, soul, or blues, I like it. I am picky about rap, classical, metal, and country.

Movies:

HORROR--ALL OF IT. Classic Universal Monster movies. Vincent Price!, Star Wars, Breakin' and Breakin' 2:Electric Boogaloo, anime, sci-fi, John Hughes oeuvre, bad 80's dance movies (i.e. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun), Boondock Saints, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Layer Cake, Fight Club, Heathers, Pump Up The Volume, True Romance, City of Lost Children, Oldboy, George A. Romero, Quentin Tarantino, Dario Argento, Takashi Miike, Stanley Kubrick, John Waters, Sam Raimi, Lucio Fulci, Tim Burton, etc.
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
[Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power has descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine Patri...
Connor: Et Fili...
Murphy: Spiritus Sancti.

Television:

The Munsters, The Addams Family, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, THE STATE, BTVS, ATS, The Simpsons, KITH, Chappelle's Show, Adult Swim, Law and Order, Invader Zim, Ab Fab, Reno 911!, Supernatural, MSNBC documentaries about prisons, Bones, House, The Office (UK), Arrested Development, Firefly, Heroes, The Black Donnellys, Trailer Park Boys, and my guilty pleasure is My Name Is Earl.

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft, William Gibson, Caitlin R. Kiernan, Bruce Sterling, Stephen King, Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, Alan Moore, Garth Ennis, Laurell K. Hamilton, Andrew Vachss, Hunter S. Thompson, Henry Rollins, Ramsey Campbell, Peter Straub, Robert Heinlein, Greg Bear, Patricia Cornwell, T.S. Eliot, Robert Browning, Charles Dickens, C.S. Lewis, The Thieves World Anthologies, I read like a fucking machine.

Heroes:

Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos
Tina Fey
Wendy O. Williams

My Blog

gone fishin

I'm gone Friday morning until Thursday. I'm headed down to Missouri to go trout fishing with the family. Anyone who wants fish should let me know. I don't eat mine, my dad does so if anyone wants some...
Posted by Motel Hell on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

man

Zombie Ghost Train was awesome on Wednesday. The guys in the band were really nice, too. It fucking rocked.Turbonegro September 19th!!!
Posted by Motel Hell on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 04:53:00 PST

bloggity blog

I feel somewhat accomplished. I graduated.I found us a cheap place to live in a decent area. I didn't go completely insane.Now, I need a job, and a gym membership so I can dump the thirty pounds Chica...
Posted by Motel Hell on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 12:02:00 PST

I guess I'm just a hillbilly

I just got back last night from Current River.I fucking love canoeing. I love water, I love swimming, I love seeing turtles and ducks and a mink eating a crawfish. I love to row. I love to feel sand i...
Posted by Motel Hell on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:54:00 PST

gone canoeing

I'll be back on Monday, hopefully in one piece.
Posted by Motel Hell on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:09:00 PST

oops, I just woke up

I was supposed to go do something tonight but instead I fell asleep on the futon during Law and Order. I had a long night last night so fuck it, I'm going back to sleep.
Posted by Motel Hell on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:43:00 PST

nothing left to lose

It's true.
Posted by Motel Hell on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

you can't make a ho a housewife

I think Dre said it best: "And when it all boils down you gonna find in the enda bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friendSo what you found you a ho that you likeBut you can't make a ho a ho...
Posted by Motel Hell on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

CANNOT SCRATCH

Want to scratch tattoo but must not stop Send vodka  stop
Posted by Motel Hell on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:12:00 PST

New tattoo

Fooled you. Haha, you'll have to see it in person if you don't have a Livejournal. Me=lazy School is stressful. I am still tired all the time.
Posted by Motel Hell on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 09:14:00 PST