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Joe Chainsaw

it doesn't matter how well he treats you. only how well he looks on camera.

About Me

Im the man of your dreams you couldnt care less about. A balance and contradiction. A corpse in training. Im not happy unless your happy, and it looks like your never happy. you can usually find me at your local preschool or Mcdonalds playland handing out crystal meth and guns.

My Interests

CHAINSAWS, 60's and 70's explotation and horror trailers, Photography,zombies, zombie dispatch, graphic design, tanks, xbox 360, Bondage, grenades, tables ladders chairs, kicking the shit out of rapists, fighting, vandelism,lobsters.

I'd like to meet:



My Friend Space
I have SOME FUCKED UP friends.

Music:

morning again, misfits, waxwing, rocky votolato,UNTIL THE END, motorhead,tragedy,drop dead,the promise,the ultimate warriors,H20,Merauder,buried alive, Most precious blood,shai hulud, converge, electric wizard, a death for every sin, plan of attack,charles bronson, madball,wings of scarlet, santa sangre, saved by grace, albert king, shockwave, terror, al green, in truth, earth crisis, pennywise, carnivale, mastadon, grave robbers, ten crowns, your mistake, in cold blood,,his hero is gone,harvest, pride kills,madonna, training for utopia, turmoil, strife, earthmover,indecision,7A7P, he who corrupts, rollins band, black flag, discordance axis, undo tomorrow, arma angelus, dragbody, integrity, trial, Cursed, botch, cro-mags, coalesce, sick of it all, deftones,blood for blood, fugazi, hope conspiracy, suicide file, elliot, figure four, eyelid, doughnuts, the killer, blood in blood out, chain of strength, american nightmare, thursday, pelican, jesuit, pronounced dead, assuck,all out war, judge, youth of today, sworn enemy, tears for fears, darker day tomorrow, echo and the bunny men, the church, disembodied, martyr AD, Danzig, one king down, NECK, the germs, minutemen,sigur ros,milemarker, systral, Public Enemy, ATARI TEENAGE RIOT, orange goblin, gobllin,descendants,portishead,100 demons,FIRST BLOOD, YOB,iron maiden, with dead hands rising, black listed, most grind spazz power violence thug, old dc punk

Movies:

Day of the dead, suspiria, Texas CHAINSAW massacre(ORIGINAL), grind house,taxi driver, last man on earth, clockwork orange, seven, sid and nancy, Dogma, Snatch, the goonies, Ghostbusters, buckaroo bonzai, seven samurai ,the crow, royal tenanbaums,clerks, freddy vs jason,metropolis,evil dead 1 2, repoman, samurai trilogy, battle royal, cabinet of DR.caligari,fight club, sword of doom, requiem for a dream, they live,in the mouth of madness. red dawn, dawn of the dead( both), PI, rawhead rex, zombie, versus, night of the living dead, Donnie Darko, demons1 2,gangs of new york, rambo, full metal jacket, escape from new york

Television:

so yeah i wont try and sound ultra hip like you and say i dont watch television so it seems like you read books upon books like you were will hunting or you had places to go and people to see cuz most likely you do watch tv. nothing wrong with it except when you let it consume too much of your life. just dont watch reality television please or the OC cuz those shows will send you to hell and give you an STD.Wondershowzen, metalacolypse, ,malcolm in the middle, bottom, samurai jack, aqua teen hunger force, six feet under, Scrubs, freaks and geeks,monty python, the young ones,simpsons, family guy, frasier, chappeles show, beavis and butthead, king of the hill. americas next top model

Books:

henry miller, Henry Rollins, The art of war-sun tzu, sex-madonna, a simple plan-scott smith, world war Z, complete zombie survival guide

Heroes:

henry rollins, rocky votolato, my parents, danny trujillo

My Blog

windows

You can get so frustrated at a situation you have seen so many times before that it is easy for you to take it out on the source of your frustrations despite the fact they don't know your history. How...
Posted by Joe Chainsaw > Alyson Mayhem on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:07:00 PST

world war I

Its a blow to the face alright. Opens your eyes. Everyones words just seem hollow. The true test of maturity is having to deal with something like this without going nuts. But I'm not settling. Maybe ...
Posted by Joe Chainsaw > Alyson Mayhem on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

chicken wings and guiness and stupid girls getting some from me.

so i went with autumn and brendan to horseshoe last night. I heard that place is wall to wall douche bags on tuesday so i was not too excited to go. it was cool after all and a very chill place to gra...
Posted by Joe Chainsaw > Alyson Mayhem on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 02:44:00 PST

From phil the secret ninja:

My name: Joe Chainsaw Messiah Mendoza Who is the love of my life: yourself Where did we meet: some party at my apartment Take a stab at my middle name: Chainsaw Messiah.... How long have you known me:...
Posted by Joe Chainsaw > Alyson Mayhem on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:11:00 PST

shitty

every 14-17 year old girl now seems to like as i lay dying. i dont think you even own the cd do you?
Posted by Joe Chainsaw > Alyson Mayhem on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 02:49:00 PST