the professional profile picture

the professional

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i love horror, art, you, and becoming part of a race of people who can change the world. the world is full of zombies and i'm here to defend the living, but create equality amongst all-dead or alive.

My Interests


Get this video and more at MySpace.com independant pre1996 ECW, ROH, AAW, all MMA, bodog, samurai, zombies, collecting and infecting people w/ movies, KAIJU, UFC, bondage, death and dying, history and knowledge of torture and torment, pirates, SAVING the animals, world peace, inner peace, brawling, hanging out, dancing, finding out who you are, wild nites, further knowledge, rockin' out, art in everything, museums,i love my side job of being a hired assassin, working out, being lazy, falling asleep, traveling, motorcycles-general rides, the art of pleasure, being warm and cozy, making you neervous, odd situations, swords, smiling.

I'd like to meet:

sid haig and HR from bad brains. and if i have time takashi miike. oh, and of course the true you.

Music:

electric eel shock, murder city devils, pelican, bishop allen, booty house, the make-up, morbid angel, martyr ad, caliban, the locust, the faint, tracy and the plastics, adult, sick lipstick, dinah washington, billie holiday, the doors, jerry lee lewis, devoted lotuses, missy elliot, old zao, symphony of peril, bjork, portishead, slayer, cannibal corpse, the haunted, good ole rock.

Movies:

there are just too many to name really...battle royale, versus, shaun of the dead, they live, ninja scroll, spider baby, but i'm a cheerleader, breakfast club, itchi the killer, kill bill, supertroopers, cry-baby, fear and loathing, all ZOMBIE movies, horror splatter flicks, texas chainsaw massacre, b-horror, full moon productions, clive barker flicks, tim burton, takashi miike, and a butt load of j-horror. tom savini, masters of horror, george romero...

Television:

i don't prefer TV, but i love collecting certain tv show box sets: happy tree friends, kaiju, simpsons, futurama, six feet under, buffy, smallville...

Books:

the Zombie Survial Guide, World War Z, The Walking COrpse, disco bloodbath, coming plague, american skin, memoirs of a geisha, theif of always, books on torture & torture devices, american psycho.

Heroes:

WANTED: please help me fill this space.

My Blog

Heroes among us: GSP, Quack, & Homer

Yup, yup. I am amazed by the feats and unconditional amazing-ness of each of these people...George St. Pierre you wow me in UFC! Quack-what can i say-your angles, holds, and work with bunnies are amaz...
Posted by the professional on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

3 of 3? Iceman you can DO IT!

ok kids! this is it. Rampage vs Iceman UFC tonite!!! this is the last mofo for Iceman to complete his revenge. let's go ICEMAN!who do you think will get 2 hits! getting hit, and hitting the floor...
Posted by the professional on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:08:00 PST

I SAW UFC LIVE and RANDY rocked Silvia!

UFC was AWESOME live!  i highly suggest it, and road trip next time for the OHIO Cinn city UFC...who wants to go? hearts n stabs!
Posted by the professional on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

R-O-H DAMN IT!

so i have come to sorts with putting EC-DUB in my memories because WWE killed all coherent awesome thoughts of my beloved EC-DUB...i have been going to the ROH shows and my love for extreme true pro-w...
Posted by the professional on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:01:00 PST

Many A Monkey & a SWANK party!

SUPER SWANK HOUSEWARMING SOIREE saturday APriL 8, 2006 8pm until swords are put away! 2522 n. avERs (mapquest it BUBBA!) CannOT WaiT to see YOU & a MOnkEY ps. some poison provided, but pleas...
Posted by the professional on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 07:30:00 PST