Ryan HeRages - ProfilesArchive

About Me

www.ryanhorejsphotography.com

I'm a dork. I'm a smartass. I love days off when I don't have to wear pants. I live a jealous life, because I can't grow a burt reynold's mustache. I kill fish.
I grew up in movie theatres, so I am usually a great source of useless 80's movie trivia. I'm the one everyone calls with things like..."what movie was it where the guy said, I think he was asian?" I'm always up for a roadtrip...especially if it involves going to Waffle House.
I spend my days in the burbs(lake in the hills) runnning a skateboard shop i opened with a friend of mine. www.boardomskateshop.com
aim rmhorejs

My Interests

.photography
.punk rock
.arizona(the tea)
.kung fu
.godzilla
.sushi
.ass(yes I really like ass)
.mondays at diversey bowl
.traveling
.road trips
.waffle house
.sodomy(insert sodomy picture here)
.mustache humor
.whiskey
.being spanked by girls wearing mexican wrestling masks
.Burt Reynolds
.the score(not the gentlemen's club)
.building pimped out skateboards

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't afraid to speak their minds...even if that causes others to throw heavy objects at them. Smartasses or others with an obscure sense of humor are welcome and wanted.
So if any of the above sounds like you, drop me a line. I actually return messages.
And ofcourse...Burt Reynolds

Music:

.. width="425" height="350">.. ....> Naked Raygun, Dead Kennedys, Fugazi, Pegboy, Descendents, Nomeansno, Buzzcocks, Bhopal Stiffs, Big Black, Effigies, 7 Seconds, Bad Religion, NOFX, Pennywise, Rogers & Clarke, Samiam, Face to Face, Minor Threat, Screeching Weasel, Lagwagon, Bracket, Tenacious D, Sinatra, Op Ivy, Buck-o-nine, Ministry, Mr. Bungle, Jawbreaker, Fat Belly's All-Star Rockers, Sexual Chocolate, Don't wake the Tiger, $8 Haircuts.

Movies:

True Romance, Evil Dead II, Unforgiven, Goodfellas, Killing Zoe, Memento, Happiness, Snatch, American Beauty, Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Raging Bull, Orgazmo, Boogie Nights, LOTR, Shakes the Clown, Buffalo 66, Untouchables, Ed Wood, His Girl Friday, Arsenic and Old Lace, Godfather, Fish Called Wanda, Lock Stock 2 Smoking Barrels, Leaving Las Vegas, the Professional, Very Bad Things, Pulp Fiction, Three Kings, Shaolin Soccer, Freeway, Boondock Saints, Clerks, Bad Lieutenant, Stir Crazy, Super Troopers, The Secretary, Defending Your Life, porn, any Burt Reynold's movie....

Television:

Curb your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Lookwell, Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Three's Company, Twilight Zone, Sopranos, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Reno 911, Dead Like Me, The Office, Daily Show, Colbert Report

Books:

I don't read. I can, but I don't.

Heroes:

Burt Reynolds...
single greatest mustache
Jack Tripper
Cary Grant
"Iron Chef French" Hiroyuki Sakai
Tim Thomerson yeah, that guy
Rasputin
binky the clown ..

My Blog

photo update

i finally figured out this fancy, new, album thingy on here. feel free to check out my crap. i'm sure i'll be adding other junk soon, so you'll just have to keep checking in.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:18:00 PST

in case you didn't hear...

i'm planning on winning the illinois lottery raffle on st.pat's day. winning a million should do me just fine. so if you don't hear from in a while, fear not, i'm just basking in the sun on some tropi...
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:40:00 PST

Raygun@ Cobra Lounge

Yeah, I just saw Naked Raygun play at the cobra lounge.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

test

does anyone really read the mindless dribble i write? just curious.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 10:35:00 PST

minoso 9

others may be feeling sad today that minnie minoso was not accepted in to the hall of fame today. not me. while driving north on the inner drive saturday night, some jackass backed out of a driveway f...
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:51:00 PST

flu sucks

i hope nobody gets this miserable thing i have. it started wednesday morning with a little tingle in my throat, that moved it's way in to a nice body chill and general acheyness. yesterday it felt lik...
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 07:26:00 PST

too drinky

tonight i said hello and welcome back, to my long time friend, 7&7. how we've missed each other. sweet, sweet booze.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:26:00 PST

wet ass

i was hit by many snowballs in the backside. i'm damp and cold.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:53:00 PST

to hell with snow

i should be home right now, getting it on with a very special lady and having tacos.... instead, i'm trapped out in the burbs. this is lame.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:31:00 PST

too bloggy

snow...blah cold...blah good thing i just decided to buy a fisheye lens this week. i'm sure i'll get a lot of use out of it now.
Posted by Ryan HeRages on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:21:00 PST