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JOHN F. KENNEDY, NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON, RON GOLDMAN, AND VANILLA ICE..0
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ANYBODY THINK WE NEED ANOTHER FUCKING MOVIE ABOUT PIRATES? I DON'T...
COPS BECAUSE IT WILL BE ON FOREVER, SOUTH PARK BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION, FEAR FACTOR BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A HORRIBLE SHOW IT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY, DR. PHIL BECAUSE THAT GUY IS CONVINCED HE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, THE WEATHER CHANNEL WHEN THERE'S A HURRICANE, NEWSRADIO BECAUSE IT'S UNDERRATED, LOST BECAUSE AS SOON AS THEY FIND THOSE MORONS THE SHOW WILL BE CANCELLED, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE BECAUSE I LOVE THE AWKWARD SILENCE OF COMEDIANS BOMBING, ANY TELEVISION SHOW WHERE OZZY OSBOURNE HAS TO PUT WORDS TOGETHER, AND I REALLY FUCKING MISS "GROWING UP GOTTI" BECAUSE I WAS STARTING TO BECOME VERY FLUENT IN THE LANGUAGE THEY SPOKE ON THAT PROGRAM...
ARE USEFUL IN PRISON BECAUSE YOU CAN HOLLOW OUT THE PAGES AND STASH KNIVES IN THERE...
WHOEVER WAS ABLE TO MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BY GETTING PEOPLE TO BUY INTO THAT "ZWINKY" BULLSHIT...THE FIRST GUY TO BE PUT TO DEATH BY FIRING SQUAD...