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Professor Scum

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Member Since: 10/12/2005
Band Website: This is a fake website.
Band Members: Professor Scum: Everything.
Influences: You are rectumitis being stabbed 29 times by corn cob this chair. Alphabet I give the heaving looter aligiophobia in denmark. Look at the lost and found for my pallette du couloers. What are you stop saying who you are and what you do way it is you do it. Outside in the plastic bin beneath the apple tree is where the bone fragments of all you childrens pets are stored. And now you're going to watch him put that whole pickle jar in his asshole, spraying secret sauce. lift not watch must corner fan see scope problem remember. Art with porpuses. Rays of golden tin. A plastic object that shudders in the delight of anticipation. A three-frame self-adjusting animal fetus. The pole with nothing moving inside of it's apples or linoleum. Licking!
Sounds Like: A soundtrack to the 1920's Dada art movment.
Record Label: Shithouse Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

PRESS RELEASE: NEW PROJECT NEARS COMPLETION

--RECLAMATION DIRGES--Programming is complete.Copyrighting is underway.Soon a massive wave of hype will build and crash. The dark magnum opus of SCUM will come ripping and gyrating through a glass can...
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:11:00 PST

SEX out SCUM in.

No more sex. It's just PROF. SCUM now boys and girls. Too many posers trying to act like they know what's up. Nope. You know how it is.
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

As Allways

I'm back. I have new hate mail to post, but I'm too lazy. I remixed a local Portland band's song today, It's Ok, but not my best work. I've had a bit of a block and I'm not liking any of the new mater...
Posted by Professor Scum on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:10:00 PST

Attention. Three Week Hiatus.

I'm sick of the persona and double talk, this is serious information direct from the man behind SCUM.There will a break in live appearances as of Febuary 20th. It is expected to last for at least thre...
Posted by Professor Scum on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST

Professorscum On T.V.

Tuesday February 6th 2007A public access T.V. camera caught a few moments of live "noise music" last Sunday. A day later the clip would later be sold to the local news station: $^*# Channel 10 news, w...
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST

Death to false SEX.

I am the only one.
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:04:00 PST

NEW HATE MAIL!!!!

Subject: SHUTUP FAGGOT!From: "Markdapimp" Body:I don't understand why ppl think that they can just get make any crap and just put it up on myspace and get plays. This is'nt electronica or even ex...
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

HATE MAIL!

Subject: Shit From: http://www.myspace.com/lora9006 Body: your stuff is shite! It would help if it were all in time wit eachova, just sounds like a complete shitty oout of time noise mate. Missin...
Posted by Professor Scum on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:01:00 PST

I Am Caves.

For a portable house with wings and a dog in a diaper. Another word, in sequence, with more words. Shoot this living pine from your dank yawn of lace. Look for the color popsicle in my favorite lawnch...
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

Helping gibberish to find a new home.

In the hollowed-out corpse of a neglected stapler lies the last remaining hope for a popular pizza franchise. To the spaceport! A leftover walrus? Now we watch the televison while we kill animals with...
Posted by Professor Scum on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:40:00 PST