Discovering an alternative energy source based on the reaction of mixing pasta with anti-pasta AND postulating an alternate instigation to the Bolshevik Revolution by way of Rasputin convincing the Romanovs that they needed more Faberge omlets for breakfast.No, I am not high.Oh, and pretty much anything to do with the arts so long as it's not produced by Jeff Koons. Everything else I'm interested in I foolishly try to do for a living: Medieval house construction, sword-making, photography, sculpture, play/screenwriting, video production, DJing, etc.You get the idea: I'm easily bored practicing just one skill...
I'd like to meet:
Henry Rollins - to thank him for the autograph on the lesbian art postcard.
Peter Jackson - to shake his hand. And ask for a job.
Jon Stewart, Joel McKay & Kieth Olberman - to hand them handfuls of dollars for all the one-liners I stole from them & explain this complicated marriage proposal my quadrilaterally enamored bride to be has in mind. Don't ask.
Christopher Walken - to have him write a fan letter to an ex-partner I wronged. And have coffee with. No Decaf!
Music:
Anything but old country, Green Day or Smashing Pumkins, please. Lately, it's Juno Reactor, Massive Attack, Aaron Copeland, Stuart Copeland, Days of the New, European acid hous remixes, Punjabi MC & mogolian throat blues.
Movies:
All of them, so long as there is no sign of Jim Carrey in them. Lion in Winter (not the Close/Stewart version, but the Hepburn/O'Toole version), Richard Lester's Three & Four Musketeers, The 5th Element, Sin City, Fellowship of the Ring, Bourne Identity, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Last of the Mohicans, Heat, Ronin and anything with Selma Hayek in it. A close second to watching them, of course, is making them...
Television:
Only for the commercials. I have the attention span of a rabid fruit bat.
If in couch potato au Grautin mode, then: Scrubs, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate SG1 reruns, CSI, Law & Order & The Daily Show.
Books:
Love 'em when I have time to read 'em, which is rare. In the past, it was all Fantasy & Sci-Fi (Tolkien, Leiber, Howard, Heinlein, Moorcock, etc) but lately it's historical not-fiction or social satire. Think I'll try some Tom Robbins soon...
Heroes:
My Dad, Frithjof Martin Lunde, for not strangling me at birth and basically showing me the path to follow. Of course, I'm still a few steps behind, but I have a notion of where he's leading and it's all cool. I love him quite a lot.