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Chow Yun

My Porno-Fu Is Mighty!

About Me

I am cranky and surly, but I make you laugh.There are horrible images burned into my brain. It's an occupational hazard.I don't like the general public. At all. But they provide good material for mocking and humour.I work in the adult industry. You have been warned.You wanna know more about me, read my LiveJournal .PLEASE NOTE: Any idiotic mesages will be posted in a public forum for mockery and shaming.

My Interests

Writing, laughing, your mom, laughing at people, mocking the world, porn, porn stars, porn directors, freaks, chuckwagon sandwiches, top the tater, Dr. McGillicuddy's Vanilla Schnapps, DJing, 80's music, 80's style, Course of Empire, punk, industrial, goth, gawth, City Of Heroes, City of Villains, knitting.

I'd like to meet:

I'll tellya who I DON'T want to meet.If you're lookin' to hook up, I'm not interested, fuck off kthxbye.If you're stupid, ignorant, easily offended, or have no sense of humour, buh-bye.aNyoNe WhO tYpEs LiKe THIs can go the hell away, unless you're capable of being ironic about it.Don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're" ? Dismissed.I'm sure there's more people I don't want to meet, but this will have to do for now.

Music:

DJ Tighty-Whitey is me, and she spins: 80's, BritFag, Cheese, Industrial, Punk, Gawth, New Wave.I listen to more than that, but I'm also an instigator, and I will play the Bangles in a goth club and they will LIKE IT.

Movies:

The Ninth Configuration, The Exorcist, Silence of the Lambs, Wizard of Oz, Saw, Tails of Perversity 11, Bella Loves Jenna, Sex In The Valley, Heathers, Lawn Dogs, Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party, The Fashionistas, Fifth Element.

Television:

Family Guy, Daily Show, Chapelle's Show, Law & Order (in all incarnations), Ed Edd & Eddie, KSEXradio.com (hey, just because YOU don't watch it on YOUR TV doesn't mean I don't), Animal Planet stuff, Discovery Channel, BET Comicview.

Books:

Lots. Loads. Tonnes. Cubic ass-loads. No sci-fi, no fantasy. Horror. Funny. Satire. Serial killers.

My Blog

Dear MySpace

Y'know...it's quite possible that if you paid attention to the way your fucking ads load, and how long that takes, and all the other annoying bullshit on this site, your pages wouldn't hang when I'm t...
Posted by Chow Yun on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 01:46:00 PST

Dear MySpace Musicians

No. Don't bother.  Just, no.  Unless you're in a band that's listed in my profile as bands I like, no. Don't send a friend request.  I don't want to be your friend.  If I like yo...
Posted by Chow Yun on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:25:00 PST

ATTENTION MINORS AND STUPID PEOPLE!!!

Geographic proximity does NOT equal compatibility. ' Let me put that into smaller words for you. Yes, I'm in Los Angeles.  This does NOT mean that I want to talk to you just because you happen t...
Posted by Chow Yun on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 06:24:00 PST

Blogging here is a pain in the arse...

Especially when I already keep a damn blog. Check out http://www.livejournal.com/users/chowyunsmut if you wanna read my goings-on. Kthx.
Posted by Chow Yun on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 04:36:00 PST

Zombie High 6/22/05

Okay, so I've been neglecting my MySpace blog.  Sorry.  I know there's SO MANY OF YOU keeping track, which is made clear by the amount of comments.  Anyway, here's the latest, and I swe...
Posted by Chow Yun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie High 4/27/05 Set Lists

Set 1 The Politics of Dancing - Re-Flex Everything That Rises Must Converge - Shriekback Apollo 9 - Adam Ant Don't Wanna Fall In Love - Jane Child I Can't Wait - Nu Shooz Toy Soldiers - Martika ...
Posted by Chow Yun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie High 4/13/05 Set lists

Set 1 59 Minutes - Course of Empire (happy now, Johnny Strangler? *giggle*) The Seventh Stranger - Duran Duran Donimo - Cocteau Twins Disappointed - pil (r) Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie If Yo...
Posted by Chow Yun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie High Set Lists, 2/9/05 And a PSA

Great night last night, and it feels like a good way to send me off on my trip. However, it was BAD to be accosted near the end of the night by two morons (one of whom apparently DJs at the same club...
Posted by Chow Yun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie High set lists 3/2/05

Another lovely night at Zombie High. I will admit that Set 1 got extremely silly, but if I can make the bartender come out from behind his bar and walk back to where I'm set up to just stare open-mou...
Posted by Chow Yun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zombie High Set Lists 2/23/05

Set 1 Cuts You Up - Peter Murphy Regret - New Order She's Surreal - Pop Will Eat Itself (toldja, Sound Of Thunder - Duran Duran People Are People - Depeche Mode Perfect Way - Scritti Politti ...
Posted by Chow Yun on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST