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I am the short-fused soul on the firing line, a man who is hip-deep in alligators but wearing good shoes. I am your hero...you just don't know it yet.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeDo not send a friend request if you aren't prepared to explain yourself. I am not here to bulk up your f-list. I am not here to take another million surveys. I am here because I have friends on here. I am here because some of my favorite bands give tour info here. Justify yourself, or keep walking. ON THE OTHER HAND: If I sent you a friend request, it means I believe in you. Don't let me down. It'd get ugly...well, for me anyway.
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R unning amidst the hotel lobby, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Hexbreaker! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!"


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What Comic Book are You?
Superhero Comics- Awesome! You are reliable and consistent, and definately know what you're doing. You're a little one dimensional and not all that smart, but you are popular and can be very cool. You are very likeable and have a strong sense of morals. Just remember that you're not always right, and never get too cocky, because sometimes you can really suck.
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R. Crumb's Comics - Awesome! You are easily some of
the best comics in the world. You're pretty
messed up and come from a very harsh
background. You have some wierd sexual
fantasies which you frequently express. You
are very smart but not smart enough to
realize there are others more intelligent
than you. You are pretty much a hateful
bastard that everyone loves. Rock on, except
you hate rock music.
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Dan Clowes's Comics (Ghostworld & less famous others) - you are quiet, cynical, laidback, and have a good idea of what's good and bad in the world. You are thoughtful and introspective and pretty much understand people without interacting with them too much. You have a certain fascination with strange characters in depressingly normal environments. You tend to repeat yourself a lot, but you do it with such grace and style that no one cares. You are also very cynical and downbeat - lighten up, huh?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ric Flair, Rob Zombie, Caleb Carr, Noam Chomsky, Ralph Nader, Chuck Palahniuk, Peter Hook, Angus Young, Ron Reagan Jr., Charles Kuralt, Dan Rather, Michael Jordan, Sam Perkins, Iceberg Slim, Trent Reznor, Rev. Al Sharpton, Howard Stern, Charles Durning, David Fincher, Kevin Smith, Mike Scott, Ewan MacGregor, Thora Birch, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchette, Tina Turner, Siouxsie Sioux, Watson and/or Crick, that Csiksentmihaly guy who wrote those books on FLOW (I haven't read them, but his interview in WIRED indicates that if I actually met him, I wouldn't have to!), Dave Navarro, Mike Watt, Ed Koch, Anton LaVey, Billy Graham, Salman Rushdie, Denis Leary, Melissa Auf Der Maur, and many, many more.

My Blog

A Song About A Friend.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3368139In short, one of my beloved Dallas Mavericks is a stoner. He says he limits pot use to the offseason, and it's not something he needs, or something t...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 03:20:00 GMT

Part of the revisions...

You may as well just paint faces on ball bearings, then pour them downhill towards an open manhole. That's how much chance you'd have of stopping these idiots who fell for the chipped-tooth smile, the...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 21:28:00 GMT

Bullet in.

I'm leaving now.I start my new job at the Post Office in ninety minutes, and I neeeeeed coffee.I couldn't sleep too well last night; I'm sure most of you have slept the same, at some point.For me, it'...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:11:00 GMT

And...

Someday, I am going to take every ounce of fucking angst and hand it back.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:52:00 GMT

PWE Archives

Banjo Rockhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NI5F0AOYaIWailing Raphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjO1xMJ9PdQKung Fu Rockhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyftW0VC8RgHat Rockhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 13:14:00 GMT

Why, then?

I don't have a band, and there's only one of you I actually want to sleep with (and no, Igs, I'm sorry; it's not you.) Why the hell am I here? Most of the rest of you have my cellphone; if you don't, ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:11:00 GMT

Ow.

My head's killing me, dammit.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 15:01:00 GMT

From my LJ, suburbfabulous.livejournal.com:

A is for Astronautalis, Atmosphere (whose "Watch Out" is used in the new And 1 commercial), and Archimedes Frisbie (a fuqawful local band that serves a constant reminder that musicianship means nothin...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:42:00 GMT

Sayed Meal Fault.

I think I should form an Irish band. Yep. You're all party people, and I am only here to bring the noisemakers.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:52:00 GMT

PWE.

Until November or so, I was in a collective named PWE. Devlin would recite poetry, and I was responsible for the musical half of the equation (despite my remedial knowledge of music theory and questio...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 13:44:00 GMT