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Damnit

Zacks don't punch!!!

About Me

8-28-07 -- Read this: If I don't know you, don't add me. No need to message me, either. I have more than I can easily keep up with as it is with the 470 or so people on this site that I already know I like. I won't have sex with you, I won't chat with you on AIM, I don't want to hear your band, and I especially don't want to go to your club. Don't bother.

More than anything else, I have a public and fully filled out profile so that people I haven't seen in a long time can take a look and see that I'm probably who you're thinking I am (and for my own entertainment in always making my interests more interesting). I'm really not here to make new friends.


Click every day for free, and tell a friend!


Don't you think 25 years is quite a bit to fit into such a small box?

Fine. If you insist.

I live in a van, down by the river. Yes, literally. Well, not the river part. And I really only sort of live in the van. I have a tent, too.

Every single thing I'm proud of doing within the last year has been a life changing experience.

Also, I'M MADE OF BEES!!!

My Interests

my awesome cats, life without regrets, renfaire, making fun of idiots, hating Texas, not doing Krowface, shoulderblades, taking pictures, taking pictures of myself, trying to not be scared of girls, covers of Depeche Mode songs, roughhousing, being a bitch to people I don't know who contact me on MySpace, Jameson's, promiscuity, chili cheese fries, getting everyone else naked, making jewelry, cuddle buddies, taking too many pictures of my cats, pheromones, dancing and lap hopping when I'm drunk, livejournal, shiny blue stuff, seeing the side I don't agree with, weird ass profile comments, smiling while I say it, cold clammy noses, commentversations, flirting madly, rollerskating, being boycrazy, silly putty, comfy pajamas, harassing Jillycat, diner philosophy, driving around aimlessly, punching stupid drunk guys in mosh pits, katamari damacy, running around the house naked chewing on furniture, having conversations using only my eyes, living in a tent, confusing people about my sex life, snood, sharpies, the internet as performance art, creative interests, playing bad club music loudly while my friends have sex, the conspiracy of carnivorous deer, trying to put things up Trey's butt, 1950da, my own best interests, ethics, conversations consisting primarily of tangents, self awareness without self conciousness, omg racecar bling bling

I'd like to meet:

Yes:
- People I know
- People I used to know
Message me when you try to add me, especially if you're not %100 positive I'll know who you are. Otherwise, you'll quite likely be accidentally ignored.

No:
- Bands, radio stations, promotions for club nights, or really anything you're promoting. (If I want it, I'll find it for myself, thanks.) Even if we're friends, I'm sorry. It's hard enough to keep up with what I've already got.
- People who want to tell me I look good and have nothing more to say that I care about.
- People who aren't utilizing anything close to standard written English.
Don't assume I won't think you're an idiot until you prove to me you aren't.

This week's Top 16: Generally awesome folks.

Music:

Here's some: fear factory, killswitch engage, monster magnet, cKy, the pietasters, suicidal tendencies, apoptygma berzerk, dmx, iron maiden, amorphis, catch 22, tapping the vein, the bouncing souls, vanessa carlton, pink floyd, dream theater, killing joke, queensryche, the brimstones, skinny puppy, motorhead, face to face, sevendust, alice in chains, anger of the lamb, rush, rainy day assembly, the who, judge drain, pantera, crisis, the rolling stones, in flames, the toasters, clutch, gnarkill, faith no more, corrosion of conformity, stabbing westward, frou frou, life of agony, wumpscut, akon, primus, flogging molly, dropkick murphys, GWAR, social distortion, avenged sevenfold, flaw, lacuna coil, cold, rise against, streetlight manifesto, shadows fall, vnv nation, , lostprophets, dire straits, ani difranco, soundgarden, frank zappa

Movies:

haggard, tank girl, fight club, mean girls, saved!, ghostbusters, saw, evil dead, beetlejuice, slc punk, goonies, flatliners, the meaning of life, the crow, 28 days later, the princess bride, drowning mona, who framed roger rabbit, all that star wars and harry potter stuff, animal house, empire records, trick or treat, donnie darko, office space, pcu, the big lebowski, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, american history x, nightmare on elm street 4, hackers, singles, the virgin suicides, slacker, pump up the volume

Television:

No thanks.

Books:

Favorite Authors: Spider Robinson, Robert Heinlein, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Terry Pratchett, Zenna Henderson, Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, Anne McCaffrey

Books: just about anything you'll put in front of me, I'll read.

Heroes:

D D Harriman, Bucky Katt, Slymenstra Hymen, Cynthia Heimel, Jimmy James, my cats, my Grandma, Heather Thompson from Tapping The Vein, Brandon DiCamillo, The LiveJournal Abuse Team, Oy, Hermione Granger

My Blog

woo-hoo, drama.

I heard I said some nasty stuff on here about my ex. Funny, the last entry that I posted here was simply that we broke up (scroll down). If anyone remembers some other mystery entry in this blog,...
Posted by Damnit on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST

buy art. help New Orleans artists. repost this.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJ.C. Thompson Aims to Benefit New Orleans Artists with Print-on-Demand Availability of "Distance Til Empty: Volume VI" at Lulu.comATLANTA, GA ..JANUARY 20, 2007.. J.C. Thompson ai...
Posted by Damnit on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

pre-introspective birthday-time musings

Things that are rattling around in my head right before my birthday. This one's public. The fully-fleshed out thoughts will likely be later this week (on LJ, at least), and of course, will be locked.-...
Posted by Damnit on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

Old school people

Like, literally.I just looked up a bunch of people I used to go to school with. Mostly middle school, but a few from High School.I had more friends in High School, by far, but I found more people from...
Posted by Damnit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People who hit on me through MySpace:

Obviously, I appreciate the attention, or I wouldn't be posting sexy pictures of myself.Girls: how come no local ones hit on me?!?!? Granted, I'm too scared of girls to initiate anything myself, so pe...
Posted by Damnit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

been trying to post this as a bulletin...

I've tried to post this news article as a bulletin about 10 times over the past few hours, and it isn't showing up at all.And yet, I have recieved more "omgz you're hot chat me" messages since I got h...
Posted by Damnit on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:49:00 PST

New rainy day assembly show - NYC 6/22/06

I am lazy and reposting the bulletin directly, rather than writing my own copy. - Damnit ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: rainy day assemblyDate: Jun 8, 2006 12:51 AMIt's abo...
Posted by Damnit on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:00:00 PST

whoops

Not that I read MySpace blogs very often, but I do actually read the ones I subscribe to.I was editing my subscriptions so I don't get emailed every time people post, since I just delete them unread a...
Posted by Damnit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rainy day assembly - New video! Announcement about preordering the CD!

Rainy Day Assembly - Off The GroundThe newest rainy day assembly song, performed on 25 January at Pianos, in NY.Don't forget, you can pre-order your copy of Someone Else's Story for one more week!Seri...
Posted by Damnit on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:27:00 PST

New bracelets and earrings posted!

Click the awesome bracelet for the newest designs.I have it set to start on page 5, because that's where the new stuff is (hello, I totally need a real storefront). If you've never seen my jewelry bef...
Posted by Damnit on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:55:00 PST