Ive been called a visionary, a philanthropist, a practitioner of eastern medicine, and a sexual brigand. Some have called me ignorant, naive, and "the Lawrence Fishburne of computer solitaire". I've also been called in the middle of the night by drug dealers. I was once called a baller, shot caller, and have been seen with twenty inch blades on my Impala. I have watched "Booty Call" (starring Jamie Foxx) 4 times in a row. A particular hater had the friggin plums to call ME a hater, so I thrust a dagger in his gullet, he called the cops, I called my lawyer, my lawyer doesnt exist, the cops do. Some bitches call foul play when I toss on phat jams like RAP?! Then I call foul play when niggers hate on the song "Lose Yourself", it will inspire and enrich your soul. So I jump kick the bitches in their collective asses and the referee has to make a tough call, ultimately he decides Liu Kang wins... fatality. Round 2...Fight!: I hold low kick for 5 seconds and win the fight, flawless victory. I then throw on the flawless jam Victory. Wanksters hate on P Diddy?, I call bullshit, and bullshit was all like: "Busta Rymes in the Raven suit?! Thats gay!". And I said "What about Tupac in the Road Warrior armor shit, that was gay!" I then called Tupac's spirit from beyond the grave, he agreed he was pretty gay. After the law suit from Death Row, I called my buddies to inform them I still had most of my limbs. My buddies didnt know what I was talking about, so my director/producer called for a script change. I was half way through take 48 when I realized I was the comic releif in Jurassic Park 4?! I called Speilberg to make sure that my character: James Thunder was to be devoured by Brontosaurous. The Jew insisted that the said dino was a carnavore. After conjuring a gunchuck and smash/shooting him and one of his kids I awoke in a cold sweat. It however was not all a dream, I was in maximum security prison for murder...It was Earth all along. But it was the alternate Tim Burton one where Earth had Apes as the dominate species anyway. Beetlejuice was great so I let it slide. Using my Boost Mobile Phone I called Roger Ebert, he too apreciated the said movie and called it an "Eerie Romp". Content with my about me rant, I called upon the cyber spirits for closure...they called back but I was not at home so they left a message:%D%A
%D%ATake that, rewind it back, Lil John got the beat to make your booty go smack.%D%A
%D%ATake that, rewind it back, Usher got the voice to make your booty go smack%D%A
%D%ATake that, rewind it back, Ludacris got the flow to make your booty go smack.%D%A
%D%ATake that, rewind it back, MarkII got the MySpace page to make your booty go smack.%D%A
%D%AYour results:
You are Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) %D%A Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) %D%A 65% %D%A Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) %D%A 55% %D%A Alliance %D%A 50% %D%A Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) %D%A 45% %D%A Derrial Book (Shepherd) %D%A 35% %D%A Wash (Ship Pilot) %D%A 35% %D%A Inara Serra (Companion) %D%A 30% %D%A River (Stowaway) %D%A 30% %D%A Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) %D%A 20% %D%A Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) %D%A 20% %D%A A Reaver (Cannibal) %D%A 5% %D%A %D%A Although you can be a good fighter
and good at protecting others
the odds are you like fuckin way too much.
%D%A %D%A %D?lick here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test
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