I am interested in learning new things.. I also enjoy making fun of you, sassing you, telling you about how the guy your obsessed with is in a coma and is being airlifted to the nearest hospital as we speak when, in all actuality, hes not. Finding excuses to bring up your faults, getting shitfaced and bumping into you downtown then biting your lip till it bleeds and stumbling away laughing about how your 'best friend' just walked away from the whole situation, making you feel uncomfortably small in front of your acquaintances/ my friends, pulling your hair then calling you a pansy when you screech, finding intricate and formidably sufficient ways to let you know that it was quite your faux pas to hang up on me, having you unexpectedly steal things for me after all of the demoralization and social mortification I have put you through, putting raw meat in your hand bag, reminding you of how you where much more 'fetch' when you where dating Crank Wolf, and, after everything I've ever done for you, still being able to get you to hand me your soul on a silver platter.
