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Bonzai Nailgun

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About Me

Bonzai Nailgun doesn't give a fuck about how bonsai is spelled. The Nailgun first fired in February 2003 with the the self titled Bonzai Nailgun EP vol. 1 featuring The Clinic and Rectium. Although both tracks were critically hailed as works of genius, sales of the EP were slim. The lack of revenue drove the group members into terrible depression and finally into a bloody breakup that landed several of the members into intensive care at Jefferson General. The possibility of future Bonzai Nailgun releases looked grim. But the sun didn't stay down forever. In July of 2004 the group members met once more for a recording session that would bring David, Rubix and Joe back into each-others hearts. Although the session only lasted one day, it was very fruitfull. Three critically acclaimed tracks came out of their souls that day, Arab Reel-2-Reel, As soon as you stop fighting it you an breath again and You Awake. Finally the Nailgun was at peace. The boys vowed never to fight again and plan on releasing a full length album within the next twenty five years.

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Member Since: 10/23/2005
Band Members: Rubix, David Faber, Joe Lewis
Sounds Like: A NAILGUN BEING FIRED INTO A BONZAI TREE THAT SLEPT WITH YOUR MOM WHILE TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE LAST TUESDAY AT 6:00 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME MIXED WITH YOUR MOM'S ORGASMIC SCREAMING.
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Welcome bonzai fans!

David here. Howdy do to anybody reading the Bonzaiblog, or as I like to call it blaaaarghlarragghpharrraaaarghfffffffff.  Many thanks to Joe for having the initiative and insightfulness to start...
Posted by Bonzai Nailgun on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 03:12:00 PST