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Name: Evan Blake Skallerud
Birthday: 2-27
Birthplace: LBC woot woot! jk
Current Location: port townsend WA
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: mud dyed black
Height: 5,8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: norwiegian mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: my only shoes, black vans
Your Weakness: to many to list
Your Fears: dark and many
Your Perfect Pizza: fire baked pesto with feta, tomatos, portabella, and basil
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a place to live
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: uuug... it's 4 already?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: 4,5,6 sometimes 7, 8 even.
Your Most Missed Memory: huh? wa? i forgot.
Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola bitches
MacDonalds or Burger King: 1 2 3 KING!
Single or Group Dates: what dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: home made lipton sun tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: cocoa-a-go-go baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: moca moca moca
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College: ba humbug
Do you want to get Married: for real love
Do you belive in yourself: i try
Do you get Motion Sickness: never
Do you think you are Attractive: uh...
Are you a Health Freak: hell yeah
Do you get along with your Parents: kinda
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i wish i could play my guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: last night
In the past month have you Smoked: once to get beer of my breath lol
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: god no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yes!
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yep
Ever been Drunk: yeah
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: 200 years old doing somthing amazing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: inde filmmaker/artist
What country would you most like to Visit: JAPAN!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: black, brown, dark reds
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5,0-5,9
Weight: i like curves
Best Clothing Style: whatever, i dont like prepy or pop tho
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4
Number of CDs I own: never enough
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: uh...
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fix problems quickly. Your romantic
relationships are often bungled.
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My Interests

Women... Women... More women... and some bitches and hoes. Suck my dick bitch! Finding cooler and cooler ways to screw up my computer, stealing music(and movies)on Utorrent, driving the DEATH MACHINE, NOT working at safeway, listening to johnny and rubix rant about ghost town, drinking v8 and watching TNG with jasmin, singing mars volta in spanish, mario cart parties, metroid parties, regular parties, blanket parties, lol, geting wasted, miller high life(the champagne of beers), champagne, waking up after NOT drinking a bunch of monarch *uuuh* "it hurts...everywhere" watching movies, (good)anime, oblivion(if i could play my save), watching rubix do crazy things at parties, john cains drawings of ships, the boiler room(before it was hijacked by 14 year old emo idiots), driving rubix's car, tilt atacks, haging out with J-fred, and creaping around.

I'd like to meet:

william shatner, Mechelle Gondre, H. R. Geiger, slug, seth mcfarlane, the mars volta, patrick stewart, death from above, Mc chris and, the mother fucker who wrote S.o.a.P.

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Hammer
Your Favorite Target: Pornstars
Your Kill Count: 1,876,393,562
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 4
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $207,892,791,637,963
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: ..span style="color: #666;"70% ..tr

Music:

1108 Thugz, atmosphere, brother ali, blue scholars, she wants revenge, queens of the stoneage, notorious, death from above 1979, at the drive in, bone thugz, murs, split sole, muse, nina hagen, felix da housecat, tech n9ne, gorillaz, mc chris, the faint, william shatner, the postal service, wumpscut, the crystal method, monster magnet, third eye blind, bad anime theme songs, rim, ogre nix, Observer Effect, inde rock & rap, prodigey! BITCH'S!! and of course,
......and many more!

Movies:

porn, Snakes on a plane, V for Vendeta, a scaner darkly, snatch, the life aquatic with steve zisou, the royal tenenbaums, kill bill, pulp fiction, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, a history of violence, sin city, fight club, akira, 28 days later, serenity, safe house, batman begins, gladiator, tremors 8, syriana, the transporter, old school, idol hands .

Television:

[Adult Swim],history channel, TNG, Enterprise, the Daily show, the Colbert Report, firefly, entourage, and prison break thats all i can think of right now *

Books:

yeah, i need to look in to these "books"

Heroes:

the crazy japs who made this: .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="all" height="346" width="430" data="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf"
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My Blog

9.19.06

thats the date of my departure. going away rager 15th-16th we have precious little time
Posted by Ю|v£® on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:53:00 PST

work rant

Aaaaag! My job is eating my soul, it's horible; my boss'(i have six). the union, that wants 124 of  MY dollars in return for working for more money to give them (wait, wtf?). three things to do i...
Posted by Ю|v£® on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:30:00 PST