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Built Like A Platypus

oh yeah?.....says who?

About Me

Your results:
You are Saffron (Sociopathic harlot)

Yo-Saf-bridge (Sociopath) 85%

River (Stowaway) 85%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 75%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 60%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 60%
Derrial Book (Shepherd) 45%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 45%
Inara Serra (Companion) 40%
A Reaver (Cannibal) 35%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 30%
Alliance 30%
Wash (Ship Pilot) 15% You would do anything to get what you want,
which point of interest is evident in the fact that you hacked this Firefly/Serenity test to get a result that was not on its available list of outcomes
Congrats...you have beaten the kobayashi maru...you are both the snake and snake charmer...we hope your happy w/yourself you self-righteous sociopathic cocksucking naga whore .
Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test

My Interests

gettin all caribou low'd and havin races to see who can get the most boost on their GF's/drink the most soda at the millenium fair...writing (mostly for comics...im currently working on two)...runnin straight out tha car (forget n'to put it in park) from the cops through the back yards of my street like i was ODB...making exotic yet repulsive new beverages w/which to consume to further my drunkeness...telling americas next top models that i have to go home and play oblivion rather than stay to make out with them (one of the [if not the] dumbest things i have ever done)...reading comics in the bath with a bottle of red wine sportin a black bandanna and a pink stetson...t-bird w/watermellon cherry kool-aid promptly followed by a contra marathon...gettin the cops called to my house for cranking the shit out my orange stack...

I'd like to meet:

Tim Dodge in his latest film masterpiece "Weekend at 2pac's" produced written directed and staring Marion "Sugar Bear" Knight Jr.

Music:

the spring in the nintendo zappa

Movies:

shit you can chug beers to.....or cry in front of gurlz, but it has to be like star trek or batman.........or anything i can through beer cans at while im runnin off at the mouth about how i wanna kill my label rep.......or anything that i can get snoop so drunk to that i can make him use the doggie door to get outside just so he can vomit up blood for the rest of the night....anything w/ a villan that sports too many coats, makeup and a magniloquently displayed ego problem...yeah i guess thats it.....oh wait....man behind the sun.........fuck........i couldnt eat for like 15 minutes.........

Television:

firefly(browncoat since 2k2),team venture,robotech,enterprise,the native dude in the headdress when a station signs off,static,battlestar,MSG:the 8th MS team,anything w/funkmastaflex,

Books:

stanislaw lem,bloodhag,paul pope,the kir'shara and the complete works of surok,aristide torchia and the nine gates of the kingdom of shadows,cedric bixler-zavala,h.p. lovecraft,willaim gibson, francessca lia block is destroying the female youth of north america...her shit turns even the hardest hitting aries and taurus girls into picon tearfaced heartbreaks...to all the f.l. block kids...get your gills out the water...start breathin the air...

Heroes:

steve stunning,lobo,howard hughes,river tam,peter north,the $tranger$,oh and these dudes...

My Blog

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oh yeah.......well i'm such a riot maker..........that..............i just got evicted..........i believe now would be a appropriate time for a beer..........
Posted by Built Like A Platypus on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST

but what about our relationship?

............................relationship.......fuck that......
Posted by Built Like A Platypus on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:01:00 PST