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red handed jill

comforter, philosopher and life long shit.

About Me

smoke-full

My Interests

History. Professor Overton mmmm. England. the thusfar untapped folklore section of the library. smoking. the pacific northwest. watching the lord of the rings and acting out my favorite bits. knitting. reading outloud. hoodies. Almodovar with Kiri. Theatre. scottish accents. singers who sing with regional dialects. and david thewlis.

I'd like to meet:

GROWLTIGER, the flying pickets (for marriage) param ....

Music:

Arcade Fire, Bonnie Prince Billy, the Band, Bob Dylan, Bessie Smith, Billie Holiday, Beck, Catpower, Credence Clearwater Revival, Cat Stevens, David Bowie, Dusty Springfield, Dizzie Gillespie, the Eels, Elvis Costello, Etta James, Fairport Convention, Frank Zappa, Greg Brown, Guy Sands, the Gelding, Howling Wolf, Houdini Genotype, Iggy Pop, Iron & Wine, John Prine, James Taylor, Jimmy eat world, Johnny Cash, John Lennon, Jeff Lewis, Jimmy Buffet, the Killers, Kimya, Kooks, Leonard Cohen, Lightening Bolt, Lou Reed, Lizzie West, Moby Grape, Melanie Safka, Mark Knopffler, Magnolia Electric Co.,the Moldy Peaches, Modest Mouse, Marvin Gaye, Nick Drake, Neil Young, Nick Cave, NonPhixion, NWA, Nerds with knives, Otis Redding, Patsy Cline, the Pixies, Postal Service, Paulo Nutini, the Roaches, the Red Hot Chile Peppers, Radiohead, REM, Rory Block, Stubby, the Smiths, Squeeze, Skip James,Tool, Tom Waites, Trio, tegan & Sara, Velvet Underground, Ween, Will Oldham, Willie Nelson, Woody Gutherie, Weezer...

Movies:

the Cook the thief his wife & her lover, The Lord of the Rings, True Romance, Princess Bride, Willow, Anchorman, Red, White, the Cuckoo, the Edukators, Wild hearts cant be broken, Frailty, Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind, Beauty and the Beast (disney), Crybaby, Don Juan DeMarco, Bullit Proof Heart, the Wicker Man, Secretary, Dear Frankie, Dangerous Beauty, Funny Bones, Wedding Crashers, Dinner Game, Cosi, Strictly Ballroom, Man on Fire, Intermission, death and the maiden, the last unicorn, the 10th kingdom, Irreversible, lady jane

Television:

Twin Peaks, Scrubs, house-so much house.

Books:

Knights Acre Trilogy, Malice Aforethought, In persuit of Love, Love in a Cold Climate,the Wind in the Willows,Our Mutual Friend, I Claudius, Corelli's Mandolin, The war of Don Emanuels Nether Parts, Senor Vivo & the Coca Lord, the Troublesome offspring of Cardinal Guzman, Birds without wings, Red Dog, Wuthering Heights, Pride & Prejudice, Daughter of time, Red Tent, the little prince, Great Expectations, Nethergate, Even cowgirls get the blues, Still life with woodpecker, Five red herrings, Angelina Ballerina, Deptford Trilogy, Ella Enchanted, Catherine called Birdy, Tess of the D'urbervilles, Don Quixote, Moll Flanders, Grendle, Post Office,The Second Virago Book of Fairy Tales, the Chronicles of Narnia

Heroes:

Crawford of Lymond.

My Blog

bag end

okay, my door was locked. how did the bag get into my bed? Is it possible that there really is a plastic bag after me?? am I crazy? .the fuck?
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

the crazies essay

All I ever seem to do is splutter and complain in these blogs and so tomorrow or shortly after I promise to write something benign...for now I'm afraid it'll have to be more complaining though. Okay.....
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

carson, what the fuck?!

Did anyone else watch the Carson Daily show last night? I know it's a trite  sentiment from the 90s but I am scarred for life! First this young woman with very questionable eyebrows sang a journe...
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:10:00 PST

Ghost fight

firstly this house is haunted. really haunted. Last night I heard a horrible scraping sound coming from the porch...like Captain hook was going to town on the wall with his hook or maybe like a body w...
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

I will present this prostitute

It's about 20 minutes shy of four a.m. and my eyes might be bleeding but I am fucking finished with my oral presentation AND I did the muthafuckin' group handout. And mate, it is well good.
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST

BASTAIRD

God damnit! Professor Morris can forcibly insert his module into his anus! The class listing specifically says Nicholas Rodgers is the lecturer! Rodgers is the foremost naval historian in the world wh...
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:12:00 PST

That's Bull...

Oh Oh Oh! I had the most utterly bizarre dream last night! You wanna hear about it right? (of course right). I dreamt that I was walking down a strange path. Gravel. All  around sloping grassy me...
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

sex scene

oh holy mother of god. I just sat through the most graphic, grunty, fingernail scratchy, waily sex scene ever. with my mom. I sat there MORTIFIED as we both just sort of tried to pretend tha...
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 08:33:00 PST

total eclipse of the heart

I feel sick. My emotions are stressed to the breaking point -maybe from being trapped in my room for so long. I just spent the last 10 minutes silently sobbing and retching over an article I...
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:17:00 PST

to the Ingles

Saturday. Flight. Yowza. I'm excited.
Posted by Red Handed Jill on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST