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Pu$$y Tycoon

I Rode it like Zoro with the strength of Kevin Sorbo

About Me

A veteran supporter of keeping it real and other activities related to the said act. My hectic days are spent knee deep in Video Games, Rap, kickin it with chicks, Freindship, Porn, kickin it with chicks, Beating (both off, and peaople up). When Im not John Tom Cruzing around (its where you drive a car with your boner out) the Port Townsend area looking for my future wife, Im tending to my Hadlock assets. The Pleasure Sheds of Irondale, The mostly incinerated drug labs of D Street, and the Teen Center, just to name a few. What I really live for is the simple pleasures in life. Pleasures like debating wheather M. Bison of Streetfighter fame could best Magneto in combat, all the while geting orally seviced by atractive women (I call them bitches, yeah I was the one who came up whith that..weird huh?).
We Kickin it with chicks

My Interests

Doing fat lines of cocaine off of race cars that are moving at a safe velocity.Did I mention there are hot babes on the race car!? And I'm having all kinds of sex with them!

I'd like to meet:

Reese Witherspoon because she's probably a total freek right?
In the sack I mean

Music:

R Kelly, Usher, that "My Hump" song, Puff Daddy, Nelly, Ma$e, Shakira because I KNOW she's gotta be a freek!...right guys?

Movies:

True Lies

Television:

True Lies the series starring R Kelly and Reese Witherspoon

Books:

I read a lot of books so I know all about books.

Heroes:

Antonio Banderas because he probably gets more 'tang than most astronauts