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Blenderhead

Now get up and give in I'll crack your knuckles again. Supplicate and survive this trans-substantiat

About Me

I enjoy watching reruns of old Saturday Night Live shows and counting all the dead people.What American accent do you have?
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Northern. Whether you have the world famous Inland North accent of the Great Lakes area, or the radio-friendly sound of upstate NY and western New England, your accent is what used to set the standard for American English pronunciation (not much anymore now that the Inland North sounds like it does).

Midland. The Midland (please don't confuse with "Midwest") itself is the neutral zone between the North and South. But just because you have a Midland accent doesn't mean you're from there. Since it is considered a neutral, default, "non-regional" accent you could easily be from someplace without its own accent, like Florida, or a big city in the South like Dallas, Houston, or Atlanta.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
We're going to start with "cot" and "caught." When you say those words do they sound the same or different?
Different
Same, no wait I mean different, maybe, a little bit different...
Same
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My Interests

src="http://images.quizfarm.com/1131740349QuizPinhead.jpg" You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


80%

Leatherface


75%

Jigsaw


75%

Jason Voorhees


70%

Captain Spaulding


65%

Buffalo Bill


60%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Candyman


50%

Michael Myers


40%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You Are A Cypress Tree
You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content.
You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it.
A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times.
You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed.
A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are 48% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 50%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34%
Narcissistic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38%
Dependent |||||| 22%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
personality tests by similarminds.comRest in peace you funny mufucka!

I'd like to meet:



Greg Graffin,Fat Mike,Mike Ness,Tim Armstrong,Lars Frederiksen,Milo Aukerman and various other punks
Create your own friendquiz here ..TR The Knight of Ni
You scored 79 Stubborn, 54 Crazy, 63 Agressive, and 100 Evil!

Apperance: The Holy Grail.

Evil, agressive, stubborn and utterly mad crazy fellow. :D

High Light:

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

(pregnant pause)

A SHRUBBERY!!!!

(dramatic minor chord)

Arthur: A *WHAT*?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not *too* expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!

(music)

Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now *no longer* the Knights Who Say "Ni"! Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, o Knights of..... Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find.... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!

(another minor chord)

Arthur: Oh not *another* shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Suicide


87%

Disappear


87%

Suffocated


80%

Stabbed


73%

Poison


73%

Eaten


60%

Bomb


53%

Accident


53%

Disease


47%

Drowning


33%

Natural Causes


27%

Cut Throat


20%

Gunshot


13%
How Will You Die??
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Music:


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Bad Religion,Rancid,Dropkick Murphys,Flogging Molly,The Tossers,Dead Kennedys,AFI,Descendents,Social Distortion,Against Me!,Adolescents,Tiger Army,Samaim,Screeching Weasel,Pinhead Gunpowder,Fear,Subhumans,Ramones,Clash,Sex Pistols,Crass,The Business,Pressure Point,AAA,G.G.Allin,Pennywise,The Vandals,H2O,A7X,Operation Ivy,Common Rider,NOFX,L7,Good Riddance,Smoking Popes,Lagwagon,Goldfinger,Suicide Machines,All,Circle Jerks,Less Than Jake,Strung Out,88 Fingers Louie,Useless ID,SNFU,Goober Patrol,Swingin'Utters,Mr.T Experience,The Bouncing Souls,Dwarves,Anti-Flag,Down By Law,Sick Of It All,Coheed and Cambria,Weezer,Poison the Well,Diesel Boy,Dance Hall Crashers,The Toasters,The Casualties,The Unseen,Agnostic Front,The Distillers,Germs,The Damned,T.S.O.L.,Bad Brains,Avail,MxPx,Squirtgun,Psychostick,The Exploited,Misfits,Me first and the Gimme Gimmes,Billy Talent,Authority Zero,Horrorpops,Tiger Army,Son Of Sam,CIV,Alkaline Trio,The Strike,Frenzal Rhomb,Snuff,The Cult,Lamb of God,The Queers,Transplants,Face To Face,Blue October,Unwritten Law,The F-ups,The Dickies,Guttermouth,Society 1,Atreyu,Dragonforce,Cradle of Filth,Iron Maiden,Avenged Sevenfold,Thrice,Killswitch Engage,Trivium,Type O Negative,Murderdolls,Wednesday 13,HIM,ICP,Twiztid,Dark Lotus,BigB,Psychopathic Rydas,Esham,ABK,Killa C,Lawst.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Salems Lot,Donnie Darko,Strangeland,May,Night of the Living Dead,Dawn of the Dead,Day of the Dead,From Hell,Doom Generation,Exorist,Halloween(1-8),The Ninth Gate,Sleepy Hollow,The Ring,The Ring Two,In the Mouth of Madness, The Stuff, The Fog, The Omen(1-4),Constantine,The Skeleton Key,The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Television:

Family Guy,Futurama,ATHF,Venture Brothers,Stroker and Hoop,Harvey Birdman Attorney At Law,South Park,WWE RAW,Simpsons,Mythbusters,Miami Ink,Inked,Ghost Hunters,X-Files,Most Haunted(Travel Channel)SNL,Mad TV

Books:

Anything by Bentley Little,Anything by Stephen King,Fingerprints of the Gods,Swan Song,In the Facist Bathroom,Please Kill Me,Dance of Days and many many more.

Heroes:

Greg Graffin and the entire band Bad Religion

My Blog

Even more shit to add to my list

It's been a while so I've discovered more things/people that piss me off so I figured I'd update my list....here goes: Vending machines that steal my money. People who ask me "Do you work here ?" when...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:34:00 PST

Descending

The river I'm bound to be found in,A rope chosen bound for the hang.When I'm blind and I think I see everything,Convincing myself again.This god that I worship (a faded reflection).This demon I blame ...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

All There Is

This one goes out to all the hopeless sinners, with grave allegiances, so meaningless and vain, The walking wounded in a pageant of contendersWho balance on a rail of pain for just a pail of rain...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

The State of Things

Neighbors, nobody loves you like we do.Neighbors, your government has triumphed in finally making you a public fitfor the 21st century.Never before has a governing body shown so much concern for the e...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

I don't think I'll ever understand....

So you said the reason you couldn't be my girlfriend is that you were going to be too busy with work , school , and the lame ass youth pastor crap and wanted it to end now rather than later and both o...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:19:00 PST

More stuff to add to my list

Mullets Paper cuts 50 year old women who feel the need to buy Playboy clothes Illiteracy Tanning beds "Satanists" Smugness Old Navy Abercrombie and Fitch My Computer Emohawks Prostitots Goth kids (no...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:11:00 PST

My ever growing list

Things/people that I dislike Hippies Rednecks Emo Kids "Punks" (those who wear Rancid shirts and talk about Simple Plan being their favorite band) Religious Fanatics Adults who still think they're "da...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:49:00 PST

Something I wrote a long time ago

Sitting,thinking,wondering where do I belong. DO NOT TOUCH ME!!! Do not try to comfort me right now let me be myself and do this for me...no one else. My thoughts swirl about in my mind like a shatter...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

Second Best

Today is a day that made me realize that I just don't give a FUCK anymore.   I don't care too much about anything anymorethere's no difference between wrong and rightI'm tired living life ou...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:51:00 PST

Now You've Got Something To Die For

Now you've got something to die for.Infidel, ImperialLust for blood, a blind crusadeApocalyptic, we count the days.Bombs to set the people free, blood to feed the dollar treeFlags for coffins on the s...
Posted by Man-Swarm Atom on Tue, 02 May 2006 08:12:00 PST