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Mike

Male Enhancement is for picnics

About Me

How do you do, my name is Mike Polito, and i live in sunny S.W. Florida. I'm fuckin' Italian, and i like to spend my time screenwriting, making art, music, and independant films that may never see the light of day....Got Cheese ??? i love pizza, flowers, loud music, dirty women that wear too much make-up, graffiti, and old paintings that could pass for pornography. Sometimes when i make toast i say things like "on a picnic with a pilgram, and a chicken". Or i might say "half-dead hookers for half the price". or i might say "i did your mom,twice.(TheAidsTree-MTV-1999) (GodsThatKiLL-iFC media Lab) MySpace FILM Page... CLICK HERE....Create or get your
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My Interests

Muscle cars- like my 72' Olds and 99' Camaro, my ol'lady, ART, music, Artifical life forms. Filmmaking, Fruit, imported italian cheese. Monsters from the 1930's and 50's. Titianium valve springs, nitrous. Guns, knives, hammers, and other "hands on" stuff. The spacetimequintinuim, ART, music, movies, cumputers, ect. i like to write, i like to edit, i like to film shit.

I'd like to meet:

Add yo'self to the map !!Contact Table by The Jedi Archives Star Wars Forums

Music:

shit, this would take days to type. i have the most eclectic collection and taste. i almost love it all, if its good, i spin it. i have everything from death metal to Rap. from techno to country, punk to blues, from goth to classical. i mean, have you ever said to yourself "my life is like a movie" ? Well, shouldn't the soundtrack to your life be as surreal as the strangeness besetting it. I mean just the other day i was GOLFing in the house while listening to Jewish music, then my brother walked in on me and said somthing like "this kinda shit doesn't even happen in the movies". yeah, life is strange and may suck.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, trainspoting, Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Tod Brownings FREAKS, Blow, Star Wars, American pie, office space, Napolian Dynamite, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the living dead, harry Potter, The godfather, Scarface, taxi driver, cheech and chong, Halloween, Tod Brownings Dracula (Bella Lagosi), reseviour dogs, True Romance, a clockwork orange, Fright Night, Frankenstien, the wolfman, Bad Lutenet, Citizen Kane, CaddyShack, Revenge of the Nerds, the Lost boys, Wierd Science. Real Genius, Porkys, Fast Times at ridgemont high, Ferris Beuller, the Goonies, Fritz langs M for murder, Vampyr by charl theodore dryer, Nasferatu, Austin Powers, Rocky horror picture show, Beat Street, the outsiders, the wariors, Goodfellas, don't tell mom the babysitter is dead, Road waririor, breakfast at tiffanys, wizzard of Oz, willy wanka and the choc. factory, Adam Sandler, spaceballs, Rambo, young Guns, Rocky, Pat Garett & Billy the Kid, Spun, and Rob Zombies House of a thousand corpses:"i Like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit".

Television:

i like watching stuff on the NET, like tutorials, and iptv(video podcasts)like: Digg Nation, Hak.5, The Broken, and System. My favorite tv shows were: The twilight zone, Hitchcock, The Munsters, star trek, x-files, happy days, scooby-doo, the jetsons, flinstones, Benny Hill, spiderman, batman, superman, Dave- rick James bitch, CSI, NCIS (Abby rules), Buffy, Sabrina, Vegas, the Sapranos, Entourage, animal planet, history chanel, yes dear, 2 and a half men, still standing, that 70's show, scrubs, becker, dark angel, birds of prey, batman and robin from 1967, Americas funiest videos, Whos too stupid to be a millionair, Do it your self fix it hometime shows like this old house, pbs, Food chanel,Martha. the trailer for "Gods That KiLL" is now on iFilm.com, along with other short films i have done, to see them, just click on the tab that says "more from stuck dragon" .......Click HERE..."Gods That KiLL"

Books:

...who reads anymore when there is TV. The last books i read were from a few years ago... they were: Ed klopher school for real-estate, Story by Robert McKee, Film directing ShotBYshot by Steven Kats, How to write for television by DiMaggio, The screenwriters hand book by Nash & Oakley, The writer got screwed by Broke A. Wharton, 500 ways to beat the Hollywood script reader by Jenny Lerch, Feature filmmaking at used car prices by Rick Schmidt, the bible by jesus, the works of Shakespeare (american version), Many lives many masters by Dr. Brian M. Weiss and 100's of Hollywood screenplays and teleplays ... ........Fucking Hollywood, i'm gona write a book called "kiss my ass" followed by the sequel book "we don't except unsolicited material". My advice to all aspiring screenwriters and filmmakers is this... it's not what you know, it's who you know. If you don’t have someone "attached" to the script then it probably won't get made, you'll get ripped off, or both. So good luck with that. if i was still a skater, i would wear a shirt that says "i got a big deck".

Heroes:

Larry Flynt, al Goldstein, H. Heffner, JfK, Dr. hunter s. Thompson, Timothy Leary, Disney, Bill Gates, John "Buttman" Stagliano, Seymour Butts, Starbucks, Andy Warhol, Proctor and Gamble, Sam Walton, Willy wonka, Lon Chaney, George A. Romero, Tony hawk, Bob burnquist, Bucky Lasek, slayer, black sabbath, led zeppelin, pink floyd, Robert Johnson, muddy waters, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Eddie murphy, george carlin, richard pryor, chong, cheech, bill and ted, the men and women of U.S. armed forces, mtv, pizza delivery, chucky cheese, the warner bros., MGM, Marylyn Monroe, Bettie Paige, the suicide girls, Carnegie, Flagler, Ringling, Eastman, Farnsworth, Edison, Ford, Einstein, the Beastie boys, Darth Vader, Luke, Leia, R2D2, c3po, chewy, Hon Solo, Robert Rodriguez, Q.T., Kevin smith, Spike Lee, cameron crowe, Francis Ford Coppola, Scorsese, D.W. Griffith, Orson Wells, Hitchcock, Spielberg, John Carpenter, Wes Craven, Tim Burton, Johnny Cash, Crystal method, TetraHydraCanaibonal, the chemical brothers, N.E.R.D., Caffeine, Chocolate, amphetamine, Monosodiumglucamate, Marylyn Manson, White Zombie, rob zombie, the Witchoski bros.- for making the Matrix, Gibson, fender, Marshall, Pearl, Pastie, The House of Guitars in Rochester, The guy who made the doughnut, the guy who invented the sandwich, the guy who invented adobe premiere and other N.L. editing platforms, Roger Marris, Mickey Mantle, Yogi Berra, Babe Ruth, Tom Savini, AVON, Mary K, and finally i'd like to thank - Juan Valdez for picking the freshest goddam coffee beans in the world. Final Words: Be excellent to each other, violence is wrong. Don't be a drone, don't be a pawn, and don't be a sheep.

My Blog

Gods That KiLL - on YouTube - 3 parts.

My No-Budget short film "Gods That KiLL" is now on YouTube. its 3 parts, and the quality is kinda crappy becuz it's youtube, and i filmed it with a lame 1chip camcorder. http://www.youtube.com/stu...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

tube...

Dirty Tube: by Mike Polito.Dirty Tube Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

"Gods That Kill" will play at Twisted Nightmare weekend and at Creeper Con.


Posted by Mike on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:32:00 PST

*Carnivale Of Horror DATE CHANGED to Nov.

come see my short film "Gods That KiLL" at... Carnivale of Horror * New DATE * NEW NAME.."Somthing wicked this way con" **November 3rd, 4th, and 5th. Tampa Fl Comfort Inn Conference Center...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 08:55:00 PST

"Gods That KiLL" will play at the 8th Anuual Cinerama Film Festival, Gainsville, FL

see "Gods That KiLL" at..The 8th Anuual Cinerama Film Festival is Sat. April 8th  from 1-6pm at the Reitz Union Auditorium (aka Reitz Cinema). Gainsville, FLShort Set 1 at 1pmAlcohol Kills, ...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:28:00 PST

Gods That KiLL on iFC media lab.

  iFC ........ "Gods That KiLL" ........on the media lab.... click HERE  "click here to see the trailer for Gods That KiLL"          ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:25:00 PST

some of our "shorts" are on iFilms.com

    HERE's the trailer for the short horror film "Gods That KiLL" See the rest of the shorts by clicking on the tab "More from stuckdragon" to the right of the video Click HE...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:02:00 PST

Free tools...

      Fuck thier rotting dead corpse with a shovel ?               "Click HERE"...if you have anger managment ...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 06:00:00 PST

spank the monkey

See if you can spank the monkey over 200 mph.. click on the link or copy and paste..  theres nothing to worry about, it's just a game.   <EMBED src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/monkey.sw...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:09:00 PST