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Lisa Douglas Dahhhlink

Hello Daaahhlinks

About Me



Daaahhlinks I have miss you all ever so.
I did not remember my passcard (or is it Vord?)
to get in to my space. Then , I tried to get it
and forgot my e-mail passvord (or is it card?).
OliEEveR thinks Vhen he dropped the hammer, I lost short
term memories?? I vish I knew.
VAIT.. maybe it vas vhen I fell from the opera box?

Vell anyvay,I decided to do another profile.
SO DO YOU LIKE MY PROFILE ABOVE???
Sometimes MY culinary efforts Vould save za day
(Who can forget the "hotscake shingles" or my
( personal favorite, the "hotscake leftovers head
gasket!").
Here's a list of some of the items that might
be showing up on the menu, if you
happened by Green Acres during mealtime.
BREAKFAST

Hotscakes!
Vaffles (Hostscakes pressed in a Vaffle iron)
Veatcakes (Hotscakes Vith stalks of
veat [wheat] mixed in) for the health concierges
Onions hotscakes
Namecakes (Hotscakes Vith names on them)
Fried oatmeal - dry like a good martini
Spanish omelet vith whole green pepper,
tomato and onion eggs fried in za shell
Eggs benedictz
Crepe suzettes (flaming hotscake)
Canned bananas
"Homemade" preserves that Mrs. Ziffel taught
me how to make (Buy zzhjaam from store, peel off labels)
Banana ZJelly
Pizza hotscakes
Toast (I put two slices of bread in
zaa toaster, put the toaster in zaaa oven, and viola!)
Croissants (Hotscakes batter in zaa shape of a croissant)
Hotscakes made Vith sauerkraut juice
LUNCH
Hotscakes!
Hot Vater soup
Peanut butter and sardine sandvich
Peanut butter and caviar sandvich
Tuna fish and jelly sandviches
LiverVorst, jelly and ketchup sandviches
Caviar sandviches
Hotscake sandviches
Tortilliyaazzs (Made out of paper plates/ Chinette )
Chicken Sandvich (Two GIANT slices of bread
vith a rubber chicken inbetween)
DINNER
Hotscakes!
Hotscakes Hash (Made from hotscakes Olieever
didn't eat for breakfast)
Hotscakes Stew
Italian pancake (Pizza)
Scraped pizza leftover boil
Codfish balls from lumped hotscake batter
Raw sch-pagh-ettis
Sch-pagh-ettis ball (long sch-pagh-ettis, shaped like a ball
of string, cooked in small pot vith no vater)
Picture of potsroast in bottom of roast pan
Chopped chicken liver and chocolate syrup
Cornish hen/ "New York Yankee" pot roast, mashed potatos,
corn on the cob ("Hi-drated"...so just add hot vater)
Dee Dees' dehydrated Mason Dixon
Southern fried chicken dinner
Dee Dees' de-hidrated New England Boiled Dinner
Dee Dees' de-hidrated New Orleanz Pompano
(includes a de-hidrated bottle of vine OR Vodka)
Dahhlinggss That is Zsa Zsa Below.
You CAN tell the difference betveen US
her cheeks are schubbier.
Her BOBS are bigger too. *sigh*

Hots-kebabs (Flaming hot cakes on a skewer)
Sch-pagh-ettis Vith orange juice sauce (Just like
Dean Martin used to eat)
Hotscakes Goulash (I recommend)
Hotscakes Hamburger
Hotscakes Fishcakes
DESSERT
Upside downside up cake
7 layer hotscake cake Vith chocolate
syrup, shaving cream and vaxed cherry
(No Do not eat za Cherry)
Hotscake cupcakes
20 pound pound cake
Cake in the box (Beeps vhen it is done)
Cake in a box (Part 2) Take a cake box,
dumped in milk, whole (uncracked) eggs, shake
it up and put it in the oven for 15 minutes, dahhlinks.
No More Fruitscakes
I took fruitscakes off the menu, ve do not
vant them anymore, plus OlEEIVER said that
some people are fruitscakes.
That means Veird.
Seriously daahhlingss, very vierd people out
there in computer space. I received this
information from friends & OlEEiver so I am
passing it on to all. The fruitscakes That
I heard about vere quite BAD!
Hotscakes a la mode (They're COLD hot cakes on
top of HOT hots cakes)
"Cupcakes" (Hot cakes, made in coffee cups)
BEVERAGES
Coffee made by the "tea cup"
Coffee cooked vithout using vater
THICK coffee that people never vill know the receipt.
Tea brewed in coffee
Martini shaken coffee
Melted chocolate bar hot chocolate
Coffee, cream and sugar brewed together
Lemonade (whole uncut lemons in a
pitcher and add water) Orange Juice (The same as lemonade,
only vith oranges)
“Vhat’s It” (coffee, but impossible to tell as
the label had peeled off of the can I got from the
cupboard)
Hot Vater (Daaahlinks I couldn't get the coffee can open)
Ice Coffee (An unopened can of coffee sumberged
in an iced-down champagne bucket) Very poopular now-a-days.
Sauerkraut-ade
Oh , and Milk.
Please feel free to turn my picture cubical vhatever vay you'd like vith your mice, to see some pictures, daaahhhlinggs.
You may also click your mice to see the pictures
vithout the cubical turning.

My Interests



Daahlink "sometimes" here on Green Acres I feel like I am at Camp Granada. Oh Olieever!

I'd like to meet:



Daahlinks , have you heard about "The Love Train"? It's time to climb aboard. The "Love Train" stands for Love, and Peace. OlEEiver and I are already on board. I even brought Hotscakes. Please come vith us.

At first I thought it vas "JUST" The Cannonball (from Petticoat Junction), but it had to be changed! It has to do vith stopping this mess of a VAR. Make certain You listen to My OlEEVERS speech!

My Husband OlEEver
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More Videos

Dahhlings, please no chains.
That vould include the vones listed:
Car chains, key chains, tire chains,
bike chains, chain necklaces, Oh and
the chain comments.
I feel our friendship bonds do
not REQUEST chains. Thanks you ever so.

This has been a Filmways Presentation , Daalinkk!!
Vell , Not here, on my space silly.
I just vanted to say it again ,it's been years!
You can click to hear, if you vant. Vell if it vorks.

Music:



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Movies:

Vell Gigi, of course.

Daahhinggs I did not know vhere OlEEiver had gone, but my dear friend Serena (http://www.myspace.com/serenasstars) vas just messing around and tvitcheeteed him to cloud nine. It vas ever so funny. OlEEiver ( his aptitude vas a little groochy) did not think so.. but Serena, Sammy (http://www.myspace.com/samstwitch) and I did. Also ve smoozed it over vith him, so all vas okee dokee. I don't like practitional jokes, except vhen they are not played on me.

Another video vith me and others in it, enjoy!~

Television:


Daaahhhlinks People call me by many vonderful names. There is Eva, Lisa (vhich I prefer). Then some call me by my maiden name Lisa Lastfogel. (my middle name is Gronyitz)sighhh Now I just go along vith it. I vanted you to see a video of me, and Puppy Love Paul that seems to be the fastest at vhatever , I think it is the lightening round?? (I vould not brag if I vere him.) nudge nudge.. see the video vhen ve played passvord.
There are more . See below:
Passvord daaahhlink!
Uploaded by Arnold
Just a note. VHY did I get somevone from (???) Lumberjack, Texas, and Puppy Paul got New York??
It's not fair!
Dahhlinks I have another for you to see. I vas thinking that it vas quite funny that it vas "Passvord" since I had forgotten my other passvords, Oh yes, and also in this clip you vill see how Alan dahhlink talked about my hurt head. Please vatch the entire video, because it's NOT fair, they appauled the men more than me. Vas that the right vord? Anvay enjoy.
Another PASSVORD daaahhlinks
Uploaded by Mr. Drucker

Books:

The Hottersville Handbook is vonderful reading but bevare. That is Mr. Haney vith the mustache on the cover.

Is a paper, a book, daaalink's?

VELL, I like the classifieds, don't you?

OH and for children Ve now have a coloring book .

Arnold loves coloring, so we thought "Vhy Not"

Then ve thought he'd enjoy a board game. Ve Vere right, daaalinks. Ve actually can get him avay from the TV at times now.

Heroes:

I said "AT TIMES" ha ha