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Perrin The Merry

Watch Out, There's A Perrin About!!

About Me

My Crafting Skills!!I'm just your avarage , normal, insane suburban neighbor. I'm that guy that you think is so normal with the house, wife, kids, saying "hi " on my way to work. Until that day you see me in my yard teaching my three year old to swordfight using live steel ( MUGHAAA ). Or mabey you caught a glimps of me wearing all my armor rings heading to the bar. Perhaps it was all those people in the back yard last week standing in a circle chanting to the moon goddess.Layout made by xxxunlovedxxx

My Interests

Big sharp pointy things, loud stuff, chicks in leather, teaching my children that WE are normal and it's the rest of the world thats freaks, playing City Of Heros, Singing.

I'd like to meet:

Lucy Lawless ( on extacy ), Bob Kane, Betty Page, Bruce Cambell, Nickoli Tesla, Alister Crowley, Leonardo Divinchi.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

80's rock, Heavy Metal, Celtic, Bagpipes, Inkubus Succubus

Movies:

Clerks, Eurotrip, Better Off Dead, Underworld, Highlander, The Guyver, Vampire Hunter D, Killer Clowns From Outter Space, Pirates Of The Caribian, Yellowbeard.

Television:

Smallville, Charmed, Heros, Robin Hood (BBC), That 70's show.

Books:

The Necroscope, Lamb- the bible according to Biff christs childhood friend ( the funniest book EVER ), Xanth, Hollow chocolate bunnies of the apocolypse. The Kama-Sutra, Nothing in this book is true but it's exactly the way everything is, Secrets of the Shaman, The Once and Future King, The Oddysey,

Heroes:

Batman, Capt. Morgan, I adopted a cute lil' batman fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

DRUGS!!!

Maybe it's just me? I don't know? I have no real problem with people who drink.  Hell, I do it my self. And weed? Not for me but I've never had a problem with people who do it. But the...
Posted by Perrin The Merry on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:10:00 PST

August 8th 1992

A female wolf howls high on the hill, while far below her a male wolf howls in the darkness of a swamp, although they are not together nor have they ever met they it almost seems as though they are ca...
Posted by Perrin The Merry on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:35:00 PST

Yeah, lesbians and strippers!!

So a buddy of mine from work invites me out last night to a titty bar, cool. I meet him there at about 9:30 with this chick i know, the night starts out slow but as the girls get hotter so does this g...
Posted by Perrin The Merry on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:49:00 PST

if I don't get this out i'll explode!

Lets say you have a female friend who is "playing" with a married man. She tells you that it's just sex, fuck buddies, no strings attached. you say "ok", have fun. But as time progresses she's calling...
Posted by Perrin The Merry on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:20:00 PST