I'd like to be a bird. A duck. One that flies. I'd also like to be invisible. I change my mind like I change my underwear--frequently. I hate liars. I'm scared of clowns. I repeat myself a lot. My brain only seems to retain useless information. I once consumed nothing but saltine crackers and grape juice for a whole week. Sometimes, I'm hypocritical. I love to compete. I cheat at Monopoly, so no one ever lets me be the banker. ='( Sometimes I smother people. Sometimes I don't pay them enough attention. I love playing video games. I can't beat Nintendo's original Adventures of Link. It drives me nuts. Makeup is my calling. Singing is my passion. My favorite food is pizza. GOOD pizza. Not that delivery crap. I repeat myself a lot. I'd like to travel the world someday and see all the historical sites. Art is cool. I enjoy writing in my spare time. (See Blog.) I desperately want to skydive. I could never do it alone cuz someone would have to push me out of the plane. I'm spontaneous, but I like to plan things once in a while. I look up new words in the dictionary almost every day. My brain only retains useless information. I repeat myself a lot. I somehow learned to trip and fall while standing still. I'm a horrible dancer. I was never in the military. I always say "thank you" but sometimes forget to say "please". I also get mad when I bless someone after a sneeze and they ignore me. It's rude. I'm madly in love with Kim Jong Il. Not the Korean leader--the PUPPET of the Korean leader from Team America. He has great jowels. I like jowels. My dog has them, too. I love her. I have a foot phobia and a biting fetish. Except I like MY feet. Stinky people gross me out. I eat my foods one at a time and get annoyed if they touch and the flavors mix.[LOVEMYFLASH]
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