ONE FLAW IN WOMEN (stole this from a friend) |
One Flaw In Women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "H...
Posted by GRIFFON on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:53:00 PST |
THE BEST WAY TO SAVE GAS |
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. ...
Posted by GRIFFON on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:21:00 PST |
"BAR RULES" 97 of them. Learn them.Know them.Use them. |
1. Never ask for "something special," you will probably end up with Natty Light and a lime2. Don't ask your bartender for "whatever's cheapest" or worse, "what's free?"3. Please stop making up your ow...
Posted by GRIFFON on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:38:00 PST |
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS |
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I L...
Posted by GRIFFON on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:02:00 PST |
Man,.....Do I miss home! |
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Fucking A-men !......JERSEY FRIENDS!
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.JERSEY FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is takinga piss in the bushes.-----------------...
Posted by GRIFFON on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:59:00 PST |
CHEROKEE WISDOM about 2 WOLVES |
Two WolvesOne evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two 'wolves' inside us all.One is Evil. It is ang...
Posted by GRIFFON on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:56:00 PST |
What do you see |
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each othe...
Posted by GRIFFON on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 06:38:00 PST |
TEN THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE |
TEN THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSpaceBody: ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who ...
Posted by GRIFFON on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:05:00 PST |
NATIVE AMERICAN TEN COMMANDMENTS |
NATIVE AMERICAN TEN COMMANDMENTS:
1) The Earth is our Mother, care for her
2) Honor all your relations
3) Open your heart & soul to the Great Spirit
4) All Life is sacred; treat all beings wit...
Posted by GRIFFON on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:14:00 PST |
Rules for Women |
Forty Rules Men Wish Women Knew
1. If you think youre fat, you probably are. Dont ask us. except you bebes you now how hot you are!2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if its up put it down.3. Dont cut y...
Posted by GRIFFON on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:02:00 PST |
