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Melissa

So little to do, so much time to do it in

About Me


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You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.

You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.

You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?Profile Edited by YourPimpSpace Editor


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My Interests

Astronomy, classic cartoons, Betty Boop, films, music, british comedies, reading, make up, fashion, beauty, glamour, writing, debauchery, strumming my guitar, Love is...comics, manga, anime, comics, burlesque, bellydancing, Junko Mizuno, Tokidoki, Vivienne Westwood, Jean-Paul Gaultier, art by Jamie Hewlett, Jason Brooks and Des Taylor, Olivia De Berardinis, Pin up art, Gil Elvgren, Agent Provocateur, Ann Summers, La Senza, the macabre, surrealism, rainbows, the sky, Tank Girl, pucca, hello kitty, winnie the pooh - especially eeyore, harajuku, guitar and bass players, comedy, actors, destruction, beautiful men, photography, dark humour, fairies, singing, daydreaming, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, magazines, guitars, cooking, staying up late and watching the moon for hours, rain, autumn, love, sleeping, food, cooking, baking, smiling, my friends, laughing, dancing, the internet, poetry, Jhonen Vasquez, pixie dust, my ipod, Bizarre Magazine, Floria Sigismondi, David LaChappelle, Ellen von Unwerth.

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful, funny, weird and wonderfully interesting people with big imaginations and plans to take over the world, and anyone who does not abide by the status quo.

Music:



I love ALL types of music! But I listen mostly to the following: Marilyn Manson, Muse, Hole, Drum n Bass, Trance, Yma Sumac, David Bowie, Radiohead, Billie Holiday, Cab Calloway, Louis Armstrong, Aphex Twin, The Prodigy, Busta, Lil'Kim, Missy Elliot, Shampoo, Avenue D, Miss Kitten, Marilyn Monroe, The Soho Dolls, Queen Adreena, Daisy Chainsaw, Huski, Cansei De Ser Sexy, Max Raabe, Klaxons, Sparks, Nashville Pussy, Britney Spears, Bloc Party, Pull Tiger Tail, Smashing Pumpkins, PJ Harvey, Aimee Mann, Air, Amon Tobin, Courtney Love, The Beatles, Tori Amos, Angelo Badalamenti, Danny Elfman, Enya, Bjork, Massive Attack, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Aaliyah, Cibo Matto, To My Boy, She Wants Revenge, Peaches, Beck, Depeche Mode, Franz Ferdinand, Madonna, The Killers, Atari Teenage Riot, Alec Empire, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Cardigans, Jimi Hendrix, Aphex Twin, Avril Lavgine, Basement Jaxx, Bikini Kill, Cradle of Filth, Babes in Toyland, Deathstars, Mastadon, Killswitch Engage, Blur, Bush, Gwen Stefani, No Doubt, Keane, Placebo, Nine Inch Nails, Ojos de Brujo, Kittie, The Knife, My Ruin, Portishead, Snoop Dogg, Secret Garden, REM, Rammstein, Nirvana, Metallica, The Beastie Boys, Roni Size, Classical, Opera, chillout, The Cure, The Detriot Cobras, Fantamos, Fiona Apple, Garbage, Goldfrapp, Gary Numan, Panic! At the Disco, Iggy Pop, Korn, Paul McCartney, Queens of the Stone Age, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, John Frusciante, Squarepusher, System of a Down, IAMX, Khoma, VAST, Tricky, Arcade Fire, TATU...there are many more that have escaped my ickle mind!

Movies:

Edward Scissorhands (in fact, all of Tim Burton's movies), The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Barbarella, The Addams Family, The Gold Rush, Modern Times, City Lights, Lady Snowblood, Zatoichi, Doctor Strangelove, Amelie, Donnie Darko, The Shinning, V For Vendetta, Oldboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serenity, Secretary.

Television:

America's Next Top Model, Project Catwalk, The Sky At Night, documentaries, The League of Gentlemen, Bottom, The Young Ones, Red Dwarf, Not The Nine O Clock News, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Mighty Boosh, Dead Ringers, Have I Got News For You, Bremner, Bird and Fortune, Big Train, Jam, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Father Ted, Black Books, Nathan Barley, Green Wing, Adam and Joe, The Goodies, South Park, The IT Crowd, Planet Earth, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sex and the City, The Simpsons, Doctor Who, The New Statesman, Vic Reeves Big Night Out, Reeves and Mortimer, The Fast Show, Smith and Jones, Blackadder, Boston Legal, Dirty Sanchez, Drawn Together, Little Britain, MTV Cribs.

Books:

'Twenty love poems and a song of despair' - Pablo Neruda, 'Eleven Minutes' and 'The Alchemist' - Paulo Coehlo, 'The Art of the Teese' - Dita Von Teese, 'My Autobiography' - Charlie Chaplin, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, 'How To Make Love Like A Porn Star' - Jenna Jameson, 'Intimate Confessions of a London Call Girl' - Belle De Jour, 'Adrian Mole' - Sue Townsend, 'The Queen and I' - Sue Townsend, 'Good Omens', 'Angels and Demons' and 'The Da Vinci Code' - Dan Brown.

Heroes:

Sir Patrick Moore, David Bowie, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Dita Von Teese, Floria Sigismondi, Charlie Chaplin, Eddie Izzard, Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt, The League of Gentlemen, Monty Python, Ricky Gervais, Sophie Dahl, Bettie Page, Nigella Lawson, Marilyn Monroe, Tyra Banks, Josephine Baker.

My Blog

I bought an album today.

Ok, such a purchase doesn't sound very blog worthy.  BUT it was the new Radiohead album that is released next week.  And here is the funny part that even I can't stop giggling about...the we...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:02:00 PST

Thank you for your contributions

It must be nice to have money in the bank...Although it has been a while since I was able to rub that beautiful but cold hard paper against my body like baby lotion. I even have this dream that I am w...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:12:00 PST

Autumn...

...the time of year where I am guaranteed, no matter how bad or amazing the previous months were for me, that from September to November life will start to get better. September to me has always been ...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

Ooooh...it has been a while, hasn't it?

You can tell when someone has been wisked away into the whirlpool of a brand new job when all love, work and effort on the person's myspace page disappears - page doesn't get updated, no blogs/questio...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST

So Paris Hilton is now behind bars for 23 days.....

......Wow, that was the most amazing orgasm I've ever had.
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:21:00 PST

Bugger this for a bag of potato wank biscuits

How slow am I? So extremely slow that it took my brain up a fairly long while to fully realise that my hand was resting on the kettle (which was hot), was burning my lovely brown flesh (which was not ...
Posted by Melissa on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:24:00 PST

What have I gone and done now?????

I've only gone and created an online blog, 'aven't I? Why?  Cos I was bored.  Plus, I doubt that the space supplied by Myspace will be enough for all my bitterness to breathe and mutiply.&nb...
Posted by Melissa on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:12:00 PST

Music memories

Ahhh, a trip down memory lane..... Sorting through the old vinyls that sit underneath my stereo covered in dust (hey, it was a Sunday afternoon, I'm sick, have no Sky and I was bored), I sta...
Posted by Melissa on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:01:00 PST

Get some nuts!

That new Snickers ad is the funniest thing I've seen in ages!  I think I've burst an eyeball from laughing. 'If I see you acting like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend, PAIN!' ...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

I live in magic land, Mr. Pot, hold my hand, I live in magic land, because my brain is melting

I was lying in bed.  I was not asleep, so I assume I was awake.  My eyes focused on the ceiling.  My brain was snoozing peacefully in the jar next to my alarm clock&eventually I'll have...
Posted by Melissa on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST