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daniebeast®

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About Me

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well! my name is danie and i heart most things. at the moment i am on a journey that is allowing me to find myself and where i want to be in life. i feel like i have been lost for the last two years and now i am thinking with complete clarity. i am trying new things and wanting to meet new people. i am excited by most everything and am constantly on a search for more things to be excited about. i heart music mucho and still have yet to find any i am not willing to listen to. my favourite crisps are quavers and my favourite tasty beverage is a warm chocolate fudge brownie milkshake. i want to learn to play the musical saw one day... perhaps in the next year. i cut my own hair, cannot cook to save my life, belch a lot and collect lists of things that people like. i am on a constant search for wee creatures that i can crochet as i have the most gigantic stash of yarn ever. have an idea, i will most likely create it and send it to you.

My Interests

music, art, history, socks, england, love, anatomy, grape popsicles, buisness cards, sculpting, culture, making things better, pleasent smells, smiling, feeling, being passionate about things, watching, glittery things, dreaming, wishing, cartoons, stars, rubber bands, sleeping, prancing about, long walks, random splendidness, cranberry juice, body modification, crochetting, Amigurumi, vintage porn, pink wafer biscuts, beliving, making music, toast, glasses, guinea pigs, puppies, jumpers, ice cream, kingdom of loathing, antiques, shoes, Disabled people, death, crime scene photographs, pooing, glitter, working, learning about horrible things (ie, feral children, odd sexual fetishes, etc...), lists, Poland

I'd like to meet:

i am ever on the search for new people i heart and would like to spend time with me and who want me to crochet wee creatures for them. eugene hutz, henry rollins, adrienne rich, ellyn maybe, people who love guinea pigs and people who have lots of excitement to share!

Music:

i like all music really. i am mental for gogol bordello and am mildly fond of the rest, who i shall name in no particular order... suicide machines, me first & the gimmie gimmies, pulp, bright eyes, halfway home, elvis, new found glory, the eels, bearsuit, the shins, choking victim, etta james, frank sinatra, the zombies, mindless self indulgence, nofx, rick springfield, the pendulums, concertina turner, reba mcentyre, dolly parton, kate bush, rick springfield, elk st, lester norton, the vibrators, the john carpenters, aerosmith, brakes, four tet, the kooks, the flaming lips, jeans team, percy sledge, moustache, Duo Sonic, Hot Rocket Trio, Hell Death Fury, Lemar, Louis Armstrong, Johnny Cash, buckcherry, concertina turner, fixit kid, elk street, mr powers, hurrah torpedo, Yellowcard, Kate Nash, Regina Spektor, Katie Melua, scouting for girls, magnetic fields

Movies:

i am apeshit for all zombie films... REC is my current favourite. Black Cat White Cat, Body Melt, rainman, black hawk down, shrek, se7en, fight club, hedwig and the angry inch, amelie, dream life of angels, emperor's new groove, lilo and stitch, dirty dancing, requiem for a dream, the life of david gale, braindead, moulin rouge, dawn of the dead, eternal sunshine, napolean dynamite, vera drake, the hand that rocks the cradle, student bodies, twelve monkeys, the sunrise, everything is illuminated, butterfly effect, jacob's ladder, attack of the schoolgirl zombies, blue velvet, saw, cabin in the sky, v for vendetta, gladiator, Dolls, Being John Malkovich, Leon, Wedding Crashers, 28 Days Later

Television:

mostly documentaries and trash... hollyoaks is my biggest sin at the moment... that and desperate housewives

Books:

i love henry rollins & chuck palahniuk. invisible monsters is one of my favourites! i love the authors wally lamb, patricia cornwell & terry pratchett. At the moment i am a slut for any True Crime books. Fred and Rose, comrade chikatilo, cellar of horrors. Other books I love are as follows; the reader, perks of being a wallflower, white oleander, the dictionary, shadow baby, grey's anatomy, the great gatsby, lord of the flies, trainspotting, smack, the last time i wore a dress, choke, the owner's manual for the brain, oryx and crake, a million little pieces, the book thief, toast

My Blog

ball and chain? what ball and chain?

1) If you got married to your boyfriend/girlfriend what would your name be?um... Danie Hutz? 2) What did you do this afternoon?well, given that it is ten in the morning i cannae answer that. i can tel...
Posted by daniebeast® on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

what i miss about you

1. Are you taller than your best friend?no, she is the tallest female in the world... well... in MY world. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?i LOVE rsvp pens AND any gel pens. 3. Look at your plan...
Posted by daniebeast® on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:57:00 PST

i am a ridiculous person who is off work... what else am i mean to do?

this is going to be outrageous, but i am bored and at home sick. deal with it. i will respect you forever if you read all or most of it... no, really. As a Child (6 - 12):What was your closest friend'...
Posted by daniebeast® on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

i have kingfishers for eyes.

Whats your middle name?NicoleHow big is your bed?double i guess... it is big enough for husband and me... What are you listening to right now?husband and the humming of the computers. What are the las...
Posted by daniebeast® on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:28:00 PST

why did i cut them off anyway?

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?1. Produce: oranges2. Bakery: a french stick3. Meat: a...
Posted by daniebeast® on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:46:00 PST

why should I be sane without you

1. Would you bang your neighbor?maybe... he is a silver-haired expert of the human form. 2. Describe your relationship status?married!3. Where are you right now ?in the musica room at our house... 4. ...
Posted by daniebeast® on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:48:00 PST

praise the lord jesus and his name be ranch dressing

MY STORY.Hi, my name is: danie and i am a lush bathaholic. but you can call me: dan, fanny, beast, puffling, lovely, princess, baby, etc. Never in my life have I: felt 'normal' as such. particularly l...
Posted by daniebeast® on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:58:00 PST

he drinks on the sausage fountail

1. To whom did you last give the finger?:ummm... thomas, yesterday whilst i was getting my tattoo... i like to give people the finger. 2. If you had 1,000 dollars what would you buy?:well, i would onl...
Posted by daniebeast® on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

if you close the door, i’ll never have to see the day again

HISTORY:01. Raised in: cheyenne... 10th street02. Planned baby: no... hence the fact that i am nearly 20 years younger than my sisters. 03. Birth d...
Posted by daniebeast® on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

you are my sweetest downfall

worth nothing?what, not even us?billions of hours have passed unquiet thoughts of you and me...things can be pretty fucked sometimes.cherubs still fly for me though...every day is still a fucking drea...
Posted by daniebeast® on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST