New rules and regs for the Parking Mafia. |
New Rules and Regulations for the Parking Mafia; #1. If you make it back to you car before the ticket is printed, they have to let you go Scott free. #2. If you have your phone number displayed on y... Posted by Die Parking Enforcer, DIE!!! on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 02:25:00 PST |
What if tomorrow we all Parked Correctly? |
Let's just say, tomorrow we all wake up and *poof* every last one of us are upstanding citizens that follow all parking restrictions to a 'T'. Would the Town say, "WOW? That's aweso... Posted by Die Parking Enforcer, DIE!!! on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 05:02:00 PST |
Do off-duty Parking Enforcers get Tickets? |
I wonder if you work for the group of assholes that enforce these impossible parking signs, if they get some In Crowd decal for their car to let on-duty Parking Enforcers know, "Hey, Im one of you.... Posted by Die Parking Enforcer, DIE!!! on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:49:00 PST |
Tell Your Story. |
What the hell has a Parking Enforcer done to you. We all know when you're 20 seconds late and they just typed in one number, and you say I'm leaving right now. They say either you wait for... Posted by Die Parking Enforcer, DIE!!! on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:41:00 PST |
I respect the the cold hand of the LAW. Just not Big Daddy. |
I respect the the cold hand of the LAW. Just not Big Daddy. Note: To protect and serve "Our Budget". These days? Really, we all know what the cops are after.... Posted by Die Parking Enforcer, DIE!!! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:03:00 PST |