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About Me

"One morning, over at Elizabeth’s beach house, she asked me if I’d rather go water-skiing or lay out. And I realized that not only did I not want to answer THAT question, but I never wanted to answer another water-sports question, or see any of these people again for the rest of my life.”

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Since I saw John Frusciante at a bar once I've met everyone there is to know.

My Blog

My favorite Gawker Stalker so far

The below excerpt from Gawker.com made me laugh out loud and dream more about the day I get to meet Elijah Wood in a LES bar. He's so adorably elfin with those big blue eyes. I want to put him in m...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:58:00 GMT

Lighter stealer/alleged rapist, same difference to me

A couple weeks ago the President of Israel came to New York City. During this visit he went to lunch with my boss and his father. I am really not sure how my boss is inovlved with Israeli politics but...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:03:00 GMT

Brooklyn is the new gay

 Maria and I looked amazing friday nite, second only to the lovely Miss D, aka the beautiful bride  I won $225 in AC Saturday nite.  The drive to AC is not as bad as I thought it would ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:12:00 GMT

Whiner

I realized I complain about my job a lot. I guess it's because I finally reliazed my dream job is not having a job. Anything less than that and i really can't be happy.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jul 2004 12:51:00 GMT