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About Me

Kitchen Knife Conspiracy formed in 1998 in Youngstown, Ohio. Influenced by Obituary, Crowbar, Pantera, Six Feet Under, Soulfly, Sepultura, Faith No More and countless others--KKC is a hard group to classify.
Death metal? Kinda.
Hardcore? Kinda.
Porn rock? Definitely.
But since 1998, KKC's mission has stayed the same--have the stomp to be memorable and catchy, while keeping the abrasiveness to be destined to stay deeply rooted in the underground. Just the list of bands Kitchen Knife Conspiracy has performed with shows the wide range of possibilities:
Crowbar, Internal Bleeding, Six Feet Under, King Diamond, Crowbar, Today is the Day, Soilent Green, Mushroomhead, Dog Fashion Disco, Full Blown Chaos, Nile, Mortician, Agents of Oblivion, Bongzilla, NDE and many more, both national and local.
KKC is not destined for fame. KKC isn't destined for fortune. KKC isn't destined for bitches (damnit!).
They're just destined to stay relentless, no sell-out, fucking brutality.

My Interests

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Member Since: 8/18/2004
Band Website: kitchenknifeconspiracy.com
Band Members: Kitchen:: Knife:: Conspiracy is:

John Prosenjak (Throat)
Jeremy Cibella (Guitar)
Kevin Lewis (Guitar)
Johnny Kihm (Bass)
Fred Whitacre, Jr. (Drums)

Influences: Obituary
Six Feet Under
Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
Skinless
Old school Metallica

Sounds Like: Your mom taking a shit.
Record Label: Looking for one!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Rumors have been flying...

Thanks to all who made it out to the cellar last night.You all made it an awesome show. Rumors have been flying around about our possible demise...Well that is simply not true!Last night was no...
Posted by Kitchen Knife Conspiracy on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

How to get the new stickers and a friend in need...

The new disc is available now at www.kitchenknifeconspiracy.com The new logo sticker is available in yellow,green,red,blue and white.Just e-mail me at [email protected] if you need one(n...
Posted by Kitchen Knife Conspiracy on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:21:00 PST

The new disc is FINALLY on its way...

Well bitches and bitches, the NEW DISC is finally nearing completion. The artwork is complete and now, it's just waiting for the discs to return from pressing. We need some help for promo...
Posted by Kitchen Knife Conspiracy on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 05:56:00 PST

mastering at morrisound...

The new album"the orgasmic spatter of fecal matter" will be mastered at morrisound bitches...it should be out in late june or early july...tell your mom(we wrote this album about her)!!!
Posted by Kitchen Knife Conspiracy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New album is recorded, mastering soon!

Yo! Hope you dig the new tunes. We will be finishing up artwork and mastering in the next five weeks...the album will be done, followed by TONS of shows throughout July, August and beyond... If...
Posted by Kitchen Knife Conspiracy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new songs will be recorded 12-11-04

WE ARE HEADING TO THE STUDIO THIS COMING SATURDAY TO RECORD TWO OR THREE TEST TRACKS FOR THE UPCOMING ALBUM"A STRANGE OBSESSION FOR NUMBER TWO". THINGS ARE WELL IN THE KKC CAMP AND THE NEW GUITARI...
Posted by Kitchen Knife Conspiracy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST