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Major Motion Mike

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Hi friend, my name is Michael and I take my clothes off whenever it suits me. You may find this hard to believe but I’m a Shark and a Jailer. And in that, I am a story, a puzzle, a dream, a pop rock song, someone to argue over, and most of all a person who extends an invitation.

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl at the rock show.

My Blog

What it’s like to be an Astronaut

I could type paragraphs upon paragraphs in this blog or cut useless shapes and designs out of stencils and spray paint them on walls I'll know you'll see just to show you how i feel about where my lif...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:58:00 PST

Calm Before The Storm

"I'm gone," Or at least that's what Kurt and I keep telling ourselves. Yesterday, we left Ohio to start our weeklong vacation in Los Angeles/Orange county. Our flight from Akron to Atlanta was enjoyab...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

Life Between - T minus three weeks till Warped Tour 2007 - An update on the state of me.

This is long overdue. Most of my thoughts are posted in my LJ, so, here's a condensed version of what's happening in my life. Overall, I'm happy and somewhat content with how things are going. I canno...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:19:00 PST

Going Insane: The face of the morning with looming text bombs on the horizen.

Here I am once again at Kent Trumbull room supervising the ACT exam. Those little big droppings are doing the math test right now. Three funny facts about the test today:1. The kid that finished the E...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

Post it on a note, drink it in a rootbeer float.

It's official: David "Voo" Miller and his wife Brenda are now proud parents of a baby girl. Brenda was induced Friday afternoon and, to her surprise, was only in labor for about eight hours. I have no...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST

And "come forth," said the fimilar, dream-like figure that has foreshadowed you.

So here's the news you've all been waiting for&.(drum roll, please.)& I'm doing warped tour! That's right, the IRTS internship passed on me. I was one out of 60 finalists and they only chose 30. I'm b...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

Metal, your facebook account has been disabled because you're spamming people. Sincer FACEBOOK

So... yeah... i was spamming, but i always do. Whatever: Please search for Arthur Neuman on facebook and join his "get metal mike back on face book" group. FIGHT THE POWER!
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

.Sink Like A Stone That's Been Thrown In The Ocean.Logic Should Drown In A Sea Of Emotion.

I'm about 35 minutes away from taking a Promotions in E Media quiz. I'm like whatever about it. It's insignificant and I'll do fine on it. I'm really confident about my Law test this evening. It shoul...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

<3 / There's A Space Man Hovering Over My Bed

It has only just started, but i'm already having fun with it. KILL YOU.
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:15:00 PST

Megalomaniacal or Literary Masterpiece?

I'm writing a coffee table book called "Maze and Labyrinth Management."Some chapters include:Trimming for Thicker HedgesThe Pluses associated with Razor Wire and Spikes (especially if hidden)How to Te...
Posted by Major Motion Mike on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST