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KiLLorBeKiLLed

WHEN I DIE...BURY ME IN SMOKE

About Me

i am in a death metal band out of youngstown,ohio called kitchen::knife::conspiracy.i enjoy playing shows here and abroad...when i'm not doing band shit ,i like to play video games and chill w/ my dudes and my chick...i am loosing my hair so i am trying to grow a goat to make up for the balding thing...i don't really have any special talents or hobbies(unless you call laying around watching tv and collecting dust a hobby)...i collect death metal cds, movies,beer bottles and cans, star wars action figures and as of late i find myself collecting 2 dollar bills.(i dont know why...mabey i am obsessive compulsive or something)...i just bought a house not to long ago and i find myself working on it quite a bit...(when i'm not laying around)...i like playing cards and monopoly...i hate my job and lack of money...sometimes i like to get high and take a shower...and sometimes i like to get high and listen to music...and sometimes i like to get high and watch a movie...and sometimes...well most the time i like to get high alone and just stare at a walls thinking of various inventions...

My Interests

i am a huge death metal fan...i like to sleep and watch movies...i like dining at fine restaurants and peeing all over the floor...i am a sucker for giving in to my girls every needs...i hate football...i love playing video games like zelda and resident evil...although i havent found the time lately...i have two dogs,a cat and a turtle...i drink alot of mountain dew and smoke alot of cigarettes...urban exploring is fun...have you ever tried it?

I'd like to meet:

The other me that exists in the fourth demention

Music:

internal bleeding. six feet under. obituary. stabwound. goratory. skinless. decapitated. incantatiom. kitchen knife conspiracy. cannibal corpse. dying fetus. soilent green. down. crowbar. disgorge. morbid angel. goatwhore. acid bath. isis. bongzilla. damaged. misery index. devourment. lamb of god. jungle rot. malevolent creation. zao. converge. cock and ball torture. gorgasm. pustulated. corpsefuckingart. goretrade. mutilated. carcass. gutted. grave. anal leakage. disavowed. lust of decay. lividity. lowbrow. gorelord. shotgun sodomy. thoughts lost. dehumanized. gutteral secrete. vile. whorelord. mutilated. and many many more...

Movies:

lost highway,twin peaks,seinfeld,bill and teds excellent adventure and bogus journey,donnie darko,charlie and the chocalate factory,american beauty,american pie,road trip,freddie got fingered,blair witch,american psyco,rope,north by northwest,rear window,psyco,ginger snaps,happy gilmore,serial mom,gummo,kids,brainscan,bio-dome,son in law,halloween,exorcist,jungle houlocaust,last house on the left,the whole nine yards,mulholand dr.,pulp fiction,jackie brown,fight club, all star wars,dune,anything cheech and chong,twelve monkeys,se7en,the jacket,honeymoon in vegas,vulgar,jay and silent bob strike back,dukes of hazzard,dahmer,skeleton key,fahrenheit 9/11,re-animator,night of the living dead,friday the 13th parts 1-3,porno...

Television:

yep...i am a huge sitcom fan...seinfeld is number one.(i actually watch at least one episode every day!) i have the complete seinfeld series 1-9...munsters,adams family,dukes of hazzard,mash,the simpsons,family guy,robot chicken,golden girls,cosby,roseanne,twin peaks,carnavale,six feet under,dead like me,and i cant forget the x-files...that series robbed me of quite a bit of my life!!!

Books:

what is a book?

Heroes:

my dad and chris barnes from six feet under(formerly of cannibal corpse)...

My Blog

my eyes are bleeding...

just got contacts...getting used to them is horrible...it feels like there is sand in my eyes...i will get used to them...glasses are so 90's...me and jess got a new puppy...we named her ziggy...she p...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:08:00 PST

the fan...the shit...the terror...

today was ordinary...day one of week two of being back to work...i am tired and overwhelmed...i hate having a job...everyone i work with is an idiot...i never learn anything when i am surrounded by re...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 09:06:00 PST

the pain...the horror...the agony...

where to start?i am tired of shopping for x-mas...everyone is an asshole...applebees is on my banned list as of tonight(a non smoking restaurant equals no patronage by me)...i am extremely cold and ir...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sick of the bullshit...

yesterday i went to the movie theatre to see the grudge w/ jess,will,lisa and heather...and i must say the movie blew my nuts... why is it that i have have to sit next to the loudest monkeys in the...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

explode...

i am so pumped about going to vegas on sunday...i cant wait...the only thing that sucks is that my girly isnt going w/ me...bummer...i am almost positive that i am going to take a trip to arizona to s...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i cant count on anyone...

so today the bed people were supposed to deliver my headboard at like one oclock...right now its like 4:30 and they still havent showed...that fucking pisses me off...i am tired today and i wish i cou...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

into the river...

well hello...i am trying this out to see if it is really better than lj...my girl jess says she likes it so i guess i will give it a whirl...i need to poop...i think i am going to do that right now...
Posted by KiLLorBeKiLLed on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST