It pees when I burn

I'm Jeff, I'm 24, I love titties. I'm not only a titty man, I'm a Leo, and a damn good one at that. I also love food, it's so good. One time I went to CVS to buy a Take 5 chocolate bar, and the lady told me it was 85 cents so I gave her a dollar and she gave me 15 cents back, then I left the CVS and ate the Take 5 chocolate bar and it was really good. I wash my hands before I pee, not after. I would like to think that my hands are dirtier than my penis. My hands may be covered in germs but I keep my penis squeaky clean. I also have the ability to pee without dribbling on my hands. So rather than washing my hands after I pee and risk getting my penis dirty, I wash beforehand so it stays clean and germ free. I love rapping. I rap about so many different things. I'm working on this one song now called "Gay Breakfast." It's basically a song about a really gay breakfast. I also rap about crack, steak, blowjobs, and numerous body fluids and or parts. I'm pretty nasty with a buffer wheel.