Well well well... Either you've tripped into my little profile here by accident in some sort of drunken, Godzilla like rage, ORRrrr, youve received an e-mail from me and wanted to see what I was all about! As youll notice, Ive intricately placed letters and punctuation together in such a way as to unlock the deepest, darkest secrets of my inner most desires. I did that part on purpose!
If you wanna be pals, PLEASE at least drop me a line first. We aren't friends if all I do is accept you, ya dig? Sport a little elbow grease first!
And please please please..... no more thanking me for adding you! Thanks!
I'm an illustrator/ cartoonist, and it's what Ive wanted to be since I was 7. I have a variety of clients ranging from DC Comics, to GM/ Pontiac, to Gillette.
I post all of my recent, up to the minute work here:
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I also have an official website:
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I love this girl. Click on the images to see why! : )
if you live in NY, and you're looking for a PERSONAL TRAINER, contact Tracy!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott
Birthday: 1.11.74
Birthplace: Philadelphia, PA
Current Location: Woodside, NY
Eye Color: blue/green depending on what i wear.
Hair Color: ha!
Height: 5'10" or 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT: for drawing, wiping, and shaking hands. LEFT: for killing, jerking off, and mailing pen-pal letters
Your Heritage: 1/4 Russian, 3/4 Lithuanian. SNORE
The Shoes You Wore Today: blue, white and silver nike airs. My dancing shoes are in the shop.
Your Weakness: swimming with sharks
Your Fears: no chocolate. dreams (career paths, starting a family) unfulfilled
Your Perfect Pizza: green peppers. well, really any kind that doesn't make lactose intolerant ME sick would be a good place to start! good thing they have lactaid pills though!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: making kelly happy all day every day!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: that would mean i use it more than twice a year. which i don't.
Thoughts First Waking Up: How did i get so lucky as to have someone like Kel in my life? And waking up to her smiling face is a while 'nother story! She SO rocks!
Your Best Physical Feature: definitely my central nervous system.
Your Bedtime: between 1-4 am. depends on how much Kel and i love each other that night. ; )
Your Most Missed Memory: i forgot!
Pepsi or Coke: i'm a water with a splash of juice kind of guy
MacDonalds or Burger King: c'mon. do i look like i hate myself?
Single or Group Dates: depends. who picks up the tab!?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple or Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: CHOCOLATE
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: legally assisted suicide? no thanks
Do you Swear: never in my fucking life. can't fucking do it.
Do you Sing: like a dead bird. avid tapper and whistler though
Do you Shower Daily: now that i have full time girlfriend, i suppose i HAVE to!
Have you Been in Love: yeah. but nothing like this!
Do you want to go to College: again!?
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: ain't no one else payin' mah bills!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope. did on a boat when i was a kid. but isn't that what dramamine is for?
Do you think you are Attractive: we all have our good days and bad days. as long as kel does, that's all that matters!
Are you a Health Freak: My father is an M.D. who ran the clinical labs at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia for over 25 years, wrote 3 books on biochemistry, and taught at the University of Penn. My mother is a registered nurse, aerobics instructor/ dancer (and a former artist. Not that applies to this but....). Not a freak, but very conscious of it.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: played the baritone (because i was lied to by the band conductor 'cause no one would play it. jerk) and then finally the trumpet, followed by exactly one guitar lesson.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NE-VER. have brain. will use.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: we weren't dating after the 2nd date. we just "were". :)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: last month!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box, but kel made me a chocolate pudding pie with mint oreo's! YUM!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes. when kel had an extra piece at her job and i swung by
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: i have dumped. but were not talking about gastrointerological functions, are we?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does showering count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: want to interview all of my toilets over the years? and maybe some streets as well? college wasn't just about learning art!
Ever been called a Tease: only when i don't put it all the way in! ;)
Ever been Beaten up: once when i was 9. but you shoulda seen her knuckles when she was done!
Ever Shoplifted: yeah, when i was in elementary school.
How do you want to Die: at my desk working while getting a blow job. or in my sleep. whichever!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: richer? i already am what i've wanted to be all of my life.
What country would you most like to Visit: never been out of the country, so they're all of interest
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde with brown streaks
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'7"
Weight: perfect!
Best Clothing Style: i love her "athletic" look more than her "going out" look, which is great because she feels the exact opposite. d'oh!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: A lot. but these days it's all about i-tunes!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i do have some, but no clue the number. but i have some.
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