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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rob
Birthday: July, 1970
Birthplace: Mass
Current Location: Astoria, NY
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown (but the grays keep creeping in)
Height: 5' 9.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Leftie!!!
Your Heritage: Irish, with a smattering of French & English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cons rereleases! (cica 93)
Your Weakness: ha!
Your Fears: Puppies
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra Cheese, thin crust, lotsa sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure out what those Penguins are up to
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: none
Thoughts First Waking Up: whazzat?
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm the whole package baby!
Your Bedtime: 12-1 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: I missed it, so I don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke w/ Lime! (Liquid crack)
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK cuz the got the better Veggie Burger, but can't beat Micky D's Fries
Single or Group Dates: Married suckas!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lemonade
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coke w/ Lime
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: I try, but it scares small children
Do you Shower Daily: who doesn't?
Have you Been in Love: Sure
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't I wouldn't exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yes!
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course
Are you a Health Freak: If Pizza and pasta are the staples of health then count me in
Do you get along with your Parents: They're good peeps
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only in the summer
Do you play an Instrument: Human Beat Box
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: zyrtec
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, got a kid now
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I had a few Oreo Minis
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Bleaaach!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I wish
In the past month have you been Dumped: I'm hitched fool!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Ummm... no....
Ever been Drunk: that's where those missing memories went!
Ever been called a Tease: what are you implying?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, but let's see them try something now!
Ever Shoplifted: Ummmm... 5th
How do you want to Die: Not at the hands of squirrels
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me
What country would you most like to Visit: USA
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Number of Drugs I have taken: 3.5
Number of CDs I own: too Many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1, (2 if you count when I got jabbed with a pen)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not a one
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My Interests

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You are Superman Superman 80% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 60% Iron Man 55% Robin 50% Wonder Woman 45% Catwoman 45% Supergirl 40% Batman 35% Spider-Man 35% Hulk 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Penguins want to rule the World!

Music:

Old School Hip Hop (esp. 1984-1992). I am a Huge Public Enemy Fan, also like Whodini, UTFO, Eric B & Rakim, BDP, Kool Moe Dee, Heavy D, Tribe Called Quest, Beastie Boys, Run DMC. Catching up to current times I go for OutKast, Eminem, Kanye West, The Roots and Wu Tang.I also enjoy a little Ska, Bosstones, Dropkick Murphys, Reel Big Fish,The Pilfers, Sublime...Other band I enjoy are The Gorillaz and System of a Down.The best song I ever heard was Bare Naked Ladies covering PEs Fight The Power

Books:

Autobiography of Malcolm X, Jurrasic Park by Michael Crichton, Fight the Power: Rap, Race and Reality by Chuck D, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart presents America, The Wu-Tang Manual: Enter the 36 Chambers, Volume One by The RZA, Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, Now I Can Die in Peace : How ESPN's Sports Guy Found Salvation, with a Little Help from Nomar, Pedro, Shawshank, and the 2004 Red Sox by Bill Simmons

My Blog

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Posted by The Rob Johnson on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS on Election Day!!!

So I go to CNN to see what sort of horrors are going on with the voting machines on election day. And there it is "Breaking News!!!" Were voter disnefranchised? Did a voting machine blow up? Did B...
Posted by The Rob Johnson on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

When one of your heroes passes on...

I was sitting here, tryng to think of what to write about Red Auerbach (he's next to Bill Russell on my "heroes" section) and then I read the perfect column that sums it all up. So instead on the ram...
Posted by The Rob Johnson on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:24:00 PST

Monkeys, Sqirrels and Penguins have a new ally

Click here for article article:It looks like stingrays have been recruited by the MPS (Monkeys, Penguins, Squirrels) to join the war against mankind. It was bad enough when they took out the Croc Hun...
Posted by The Rob Johnson on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST