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Hymen Smashers

Our bombastic style of Jazz

About Me

2 years ago at a Queers show Jordy lipped off to Jam from the Stiff Wires that he was going to start a band with Brad and Colt 45 to rival his band. Colt 45 moved to Newmarket. We decided to find a new drummer and asked Ryan Kelly formerly of the Dangling Labias to join. We were estatic when we found out he could play not only drums but bass and guitar as well. We decided that Jordy would sing but Jordy knew his vocals were terrible and that he couldn't play at the same time so he asked Dani Fat to sing. Not knowing if Dani could sing. All he knew was Dani was a complete nut at shows and figured he would be the Iggy Pop of London. Much to everyones surprise(even his own) Dani could sing. We got together for our 1st practice hours before a Queers show 2 years later. So were rollin ready to go. We got some new bitchin recordings that Pete from Grayline and the Black Donnelly's was cool enough to record for us in his basement. We got merch. Now we just need some mofo shows. Well things are moving along quite well so we decided to add a lead guitarist. After an exhausting search we decided Little Algar of the Lisps and formerlly of the Dangling Labias was the best man for the job. Algar will be pulling double duty in the Lisps and Hymen Smashers.

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Member Since: 1/11/2008
Band Website: your on it
Band Members: Dani Fat Vocals Ryan Hymen Drums Mags Mckim Bass Jordy Ingersoll 2nd Guitar Little Algar 1st Guitar
Influences: Anyone cooler than you.
Sounds Like: Garbage
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

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History Of Shows

1.Feb 19 2008 @ Embassy Hotel London Ont (Sneak Peak) W/ Bring Down Whitey, Jiggawatts, Swellbow, Broadcast Zero, Hillbilly Bugger Boys 2.March 14 2008 @ Barracks London Ont W/ Bring Down Whitey with...
Posted by Hymen Smashers on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:20:00 PST