Joan Crawford - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Many of you out there may be too young to know who i am. I am one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood and appeared in 81 movies. I've also became the director of the Pepsi Cola Company. I supposedly died by taking my own life, or did I? No autopsy was performed! Before we look at the strange events in MY life lets look a little at my upbringing. NO THANKS
Some people have said that they believe ME, Joan Crawford might have been possessed by evil spirits. What could they possibly base this opinion on? Well it seems the ghostly presence of children were often seen and heard in the Crawford home. It is also said that Christina my adopted spoiled brat had also seen and heard these children in her childhood. What nonsense! But then it got so bad that I arranged for an exorcist to cleanse the home. The house was exorcised, but to no avail. Some report that Christina was told by me, her dying mother not to ask for God's help for her.
My daughter Christina or Tina as i would call her is the apple of my eye. At times I would get a little rough but it was the demons in the house who possessed me to care about a silly little thing like wire hangers in the closet, how do you think they got there? I could tell you more but there's somethings i'd rather not share...
But i'm back crazy whores so bring out the booze and the manly men so we can get back to what i love best. Galloping in my rose garden naked as i chop all of the bushes down. I know i will probably get shakened by my ex husban HUBERT!!!! but it gets me arouzed hahahaha. HOLLYWOOD ROYALTY lives for ever! comeback to my glamorous page to learn more about me...TATAHH MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

ACTING is my passion! Drinking is my LOVE! I've heard about the new vodka umm GREY GOOSE oh yes that gets my panties in a twist!..

I'd like to meet:

Lil Kim and Christina Aguilara...those bitches have been rockin my grave for a minute now so i just have to meet them now that i'm ALIVE AGAIN! Oh and of course my lovely fans! Or atleast the ones who are still living!

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Music:

Music that makes me move darling! you figure it out! ..

Movies:

ALL MY MOVIES OF COURSE! HERE'S JUST A FEW!
Unnamed Film (1923) Lady of the Night (1925) (uncredited) .... Double for Norma Shearer Proud Flesh (1925) (uncredited) .... Bit Part Slave of Fashion, A (1925) (uncredited) .... Mannequin Merry Widow, The (1925) (uncredited) .... Extra Merry Widow, The (1925) (uncredited) .... Extra Pretty Ladies (1925) (as Lucille Le Sueur) .... Bobby, a showgirl Circle, The (1925) (uncredited) .... Young Lady Catherine Midshipman, The (1925) (uncredited) .... Extra Old Clothes (1925) .... Mary Riley Only Thing, The (1925) (uncredited) .... Party Guest ... aka Four Flaming Days (1925) (USA) Sally, Irene and Mary (1925) .... Irene Tramp, Tramp, Tramp (1926) .... Betty Burton Paris (1926) .... The Girl Boob, The (1926) .... Jane ... aka Yokel, The (1926) (UK) Winners of the Wilderness (1927) .... RenÃ©e Contrecoeur Taxi Dancer, The (1927) .... Joslyn Poe Understanding Heart, The (1927) .... Monica Dale Unknown, The (1927) .... Estellita or Nanon, Zanzi's Daughter Twelve Miles Out (1927) .... Jane Spring Fever (1927) .... Allie Monte Dream of Love (1928) .... Adrienne Lecouvreur Our Dancing Daughters (1928) .... Diana Medford Four Walls (1928) .... Frieda Across to Singapore (1928) .... Priscilla Crowninshield Rose-Marie (1928) .... Rose-Marie Law of the Range, The (1928) .... Betty Dallas West Point (1928) .... Betty Channing Hollywood Snapshots ..11 (1929) .... Herself Hollywood Revue of 1929, The (1929) .... Specialty ... aka Hollywood Revue, The (1929) Untamed (1929) .... Alice 'Bingo' Dowling Our Modern Maidens (1929) .... Billie Brown Duke Steps Out, The (1929) .... Susie Paid (1930) .... Mary Turner ... aka Within the Law (1930) (UK) Our Blushing Brides (1930) .... Gerry Marsh Montana Moon (1930) .... Joan 'Montana' Prescott Grand Hotel (1932) .... Flaemmchen Wir schalten um auf Hollywood (1931) Possessed (1931) .... Marian Martin, aka Mrs. Moreland This Modern Age (1931) .... Valentine 'Val' Winters Laughing Sinners (1931) .... Ivy 'Bunny' Stevens ... aka Complete Surrender (1931) (USA) Slippery Pearls, The (1931) .... Herself ... aka Stolen Jools, The (1931) Dance, Fools, Dance (1931) .... Bonnie 'Bon' Jordan, aka Mary Smith Letty Lynton (1932) .... Letty Lynton Rain (1932) .... Sadie Thompson Screen Snapshots (1932) .... Herself Today We Live (1933) .... Diana 'Ann' Boyce-Smith Dancing Lady (1933) .... Janie 'Duchess' Barlow Sadie McKee (1934) .... Sadie McKee Brennan Chained (1934) .... Diane Lovering, also called 'Dinah' Forsaking All Others (1934) .... Mary Clay No More Ladies (1935) .... Marcia Townsend I Live My Life (1935) .... Kay Bentley, aka Ann Morrison Gorgeous Hussy, The (1936) .... Margaret 'Peggy' O'Neal Eaton Love on the Run (1936) .... Sally Parker Bride Wore Red, The (1937) .... Anni Pavlovitch, aka Anne Vivaldi Last of Mrs. Cheyney, The (1937) .... Fay Cheyney Mannequin (1937) .... Jessica Cassidy Shining Hour, The (1938) .... Olivia Riley Ice Follies of 1939 (1939) .... Mary McKay Women, The (1939) .... Crystal Allen Strange Cargo (1940) .... Julie Susan and God (1940) .... Susan Trexel ... aka Gay Mrs. Trexel, The (1940) (UK) Woman's Face, A (1941) .... Anna Holm, aka Ingrid Paulson When Ladies Meet (1941) .... Mary Howard ... aka Strange Skirts (1941) They All Kissed the Bride (1942) .... Margaret Drew Reunion in France (1942) .... Michelle de la Becque ... aka Mademoiselle France (1943) (UK)... aka Reunion (1942) Above Suspicion (1943) .... Frances Myles Hollywood Canteen (1944) .... Herself Mildred Pierce (1945) .... Mildred Pierce Humoresque (1946) .... Helen Wright Possessed (1947) .... Louise Howell Graham Daisy Kenyon (1947) .... Daisy Kenyon Flamingo Road (1949) .... Lane Bellamy It's a Great Feeling (1949) (uncredited) .... Herself Damned Don't Cry, The (1950) .... Ethel Whitehead/Lorna Hansen Forbes Harriet Craig (1950) .... Harriet Craig Goodbye, My Fancy (1951) .... Agatha Reed This Woman Is Dangerous (1952) .... Beth Austin Sudden Fear (1952) .... Myra Hudson Torch Song (1953) .... Jenny Stewart "Secret Storm, The" (1954) TV Series .... Joan Boreman Kane ..2 (1968)(temporary replacement for Christina Crawford) Johnny Guitar (1954) .... Vienna Female on the Beach (1955) .... Lynn Markham Queen Bee (1955) .... Eva Phillips Autumn Leaves (1956) .... Millicent Wetherby Story of Esther Costello, The (1957) .... Margaret Landi... aka Golden Virgin, The (1957) Best of Everything, The (1959) .... Amanda Farrow What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) .... Blanche Hudson Lykke og krone (1962) Caretakers, The (1963) .... Lucretia Terry ... aka Borderlines (1963) (UK) Strait-Jacket (1964) .... Lucy Harbin Four Days in November (1964) (archive footage) ....Herself (signs autographs) MGM's Big Parade of Comedy (1964) ... aka Big Parade of Comedy, The (1964) Della (1964) .... Della Chappell ... aka Fatal Confinement (1964) I Saw What You Did (1965) .... Amy Nelson Karate Killers, The (1967) .... Amanda True ... aka Five Daughters Affair, The (1967) Berserk! (1968) .... Monica Rivers ... aka Circus of Terror (1968) Night Gallery (1969) (TV) .... Claudia Menlo Trog (1970) .... Dr. Brockton That's Entertainment! (1974) (archive footage) That's Action (1977) .... Herself Hudson ("What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?")

Television:

Don't watch Television ever since they started airing my Idiotic daughters movie "MOMMIE DEAREST"....MY DEAR DARLINGS GET OVER IT! DAMMIT TINA WHY MUST THIS ALWAYS BE A CONTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKK

Books:

THE BEST WAY TO SCREW UP YOUR LIFE - AUTHOR - JOAN CRAWFORD LOLOLOLOL....That was just a JOKE!!!

Heroes:

ME SILLY!