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Naked Circus

Just the Bare Facts: Naked News from around the Globe

About Me

We are neither male nor female, but all of the above, which--no--doesn't mean we're hermaphrodites, but does mean we're a group of people (both male and female individuals) working on one project, Naked Circus , which is most simply described as a news feed, focused specifically on naked news. Nudity, perverseness, fetishism, weird crime, the overpowering human urge to be naked--we scour international news looking for comedic tales of these impulses gone awry, affirming that life really is a Naked Circus , and a three ring one at that.

My Interests

News, the nonfiction of daily reporting. The truth is most shocking. Nudity, perverseness, fetishism, weird crime, the overpowering human urge to be naked, and the comic effects of these impulses gone awry.

I'd like to meet:

We would like to meet our fellow weirdos, especially those with a good sense of humor.

Music:

Calliope music, of course. Also Tom Waits, Chuck E. Weiss, Scissor Sisters, Alice Cooper, Iggy & the Stooges, Adam Ant, Gary Glitter, the Sex Pistols, the New York Dolls, Mott the Hoople, GWAR, the Tubes, Talking Heads, David Byrne, Dead Kennedys, Sonic Youth, Flaming Lips

Movies:

Pink Flamingos, Lust in the Dust, Polyester, Mondo Trasho, Female Trouble, Blue Velvet, Mulholland Drive, Eraserhead, Nightmare Alley, Big Fish, Lustful Addiction, The Female Animal, The Greatest Show on Earth, Naked Jungle, A Touch of Evil, Piano Teacher, Belle du Jour, Secretary, Borat, Spinal Tap, Team America (esp. the puppet sex--too funny)

Television:

Carnivale, Cirque du Soleil, Anything that plays on the absurd, like South Park

Books:

Mott the Hoople, Naked Lunch, Nightmare Alley, Lady Chatterly's Lover, The Life of P. T. Barnum, Written by Himself, anything by Edward Gorey, The Piano Teacher

Heroes:

P.T. Barnum, John Waters, David Lynch, Marshall McLuhan, Andy Kaufman

My Blog

Celebrity Friday

Greetings, dear readers, on this most mournful of days. In honor of Anna Nicole Smith's untimely demise we are going to observe a moment of silence to our patron saint and wish her well as she'll fina...
Posted by Naked Circus on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST

Naked Sports

First, dear readers, we would like to apologize for the delay in posting to the blog. We can only plead that the member of our top secret organization that normally writes these has been exiled to Arg...
Posted by Naked Circus on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

Dear, Darling, Deer... ugh

While writing up our semi-regular, somewhat consistent news summary today, we ran across a story about a recent survey conducted in the UK that found that 3/10 British men would abstain from sex for t...
Posted by Naked Circus on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

Animal Planet: the Art of Procreation

In some heart warming news, the Budapest zoo has successfully bred a southern white rhino. The calf, that was born on Tuesday, was the product of artificial insemination... (here we will pause and ask...
Posted by Naked Circus on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

Lucky Seven

Moon Report (01/22): Fetish in SevensNotes of the musical scale, colors of the spectrum, the seven original fixed stars, the seven graces, the seven virtues and, from the Bible, seven days of creation...
Posted by Naked Circus on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:46:00 PST

Drunken Circus: Our Favorite Bulletin

Free the gerbils, subtract urban myth!!!Maybe this is an example of bulletin abuse... or perhaps... it's a rare moment of intoxicated brilliance imparted unto us by some divine and burning beverage....
Posted by Naked Circus on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:09:00 PST

The Problem with being an NC Editor...

Journalists are jaded folk. We don't say this as indictment against the profession or those dedicated individuals who report the story. It's just a fact. If you work in news long enough, you'll find y...
Posted by Naked Circus on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

Getting Caught With Your Pants Down

We've read a lot of New Year's Resolutions over the electron glow of the internet... Kindness, patience, weight loss...(Britney Spears promises to wear panties). Bad habits are always difficult to bre...
Posted by Naked Circus on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST

Planet of the Love Monkeys

As some of you have probably devised, the majority of us working on Naked Circus hold legitimate jobs in the journalism/public relations field, giving us access to wires, international news and all th...
Posted by Naked Circus on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:54:00 PST

XMas Highlights

This week in Nude News, the strange, the bizarre.. It's naked people. (What do you expect?) This Christmas week, we found an alarming number of Peeper stories-- peepers near and far looking for a glim...
Posted by Naked Circus on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:48:00 PST