Shaking babies. Winking brown eyes and fur burgers.
Preferably someone with all of their limbs, although it's not mandatory, teeth are. Someone who who does not lead with "I don't like the way these meds make me feel". Someone who is comfortable in their perfect/imperfect body (because they all are simultaniously). Quick wit and a sharp tongue are invaluable. This should weed out roughly 85% of you , we'll see where this gets me. Oh yeah, Hip Hop!
Little White Lie! (check out my Top 8), The Red Letter "M", but mostly Hip Hop. I'm heavily into Slug's shit. I get a sense of honesty from him that is rare in any genre, especially hip hop. He and Ant have a really good sound and make a great duo. Eminem, TopR, Run DMC (represent) Jazzy Jeff & Fresh Prince (you know you were feelin it!) Tupac, Biggie, NWA, Dialated, Planet Asia, Busta, Obie, Royce, Wu, Red/ Meth, Pun, Gang Star, E-40, Brotha Lynch Hung, B & C's Bangin on wax, Kurupt, Ras Kass, Masta Ace, Slick Rick (the Ruler) AMG, Sly Boogie, Nas, Princess Superstar, Pharcyde, J5, Eyedea & Abilities, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, basically Anticon is tha shit! Pharoah Monche, Tribe, Beatnutz, LONS, Lox, Snoop, Kanye West, Jay Z, Ludacris, MC Eiht, Rahzel, Rakim, Souls of Mischief, 'Liks, KRS 1, Common, Black Star, High & Mighty, anything from Rawkus Records, really anything good but Blackalicious' Alphabet Aerobics may be the tightest shit of all time! Oh yeah, bow down to the greatest and most kickass rock band of all time: Tenacious D. All hail the D! (Fuckin... cock- ayass!!!)
All of the CKY stuff, Options videos, Matrix, Equilibrium, Bond, V for Vendetta, Sin City, The Breaks, Hypercube, Friday, Kill Bill, Secret of Nimh, Bullitt, Finding Nemo (yeah, I said it. I'm comfortable enough in my manhood to admit it was a great flick, shut up), Gone in 60 sec, Princess Bride, Braveheart, Bad Boys 1 & 2, Ronin, Butterfy Effect, Natural Born Killers, Dead Presidents, Heat, Lethal Weapon(s), Orgasmo, South Park, Goonies, UFC, Clockwork Orange, Alien(s), Event Horizon, Saving Private Ryan, WWII flicks, Boondock Saints, White Boys, Set it Off, Scarface, 8 Mile, Boys in the Hood,... that tape I made w/ your Mom, Glitter, Cool as Ice... ..
Comedy Central til I die! The balls on that Colbert fellow, huh?! Oh, and The Shield. And the Speed Channel. And the Sipmsons. And the Family Guy... STEWIE FOR GOVERNOR!
What is this "books" you speak of?! Isn't that like your bank account in prison or something?
Heros are tasty! Hey Norm! If you were a hot dog and you were starving to death, would you eat yourself? I would. I'd cover myself in brown mustard and relish, I'd be so delicious... Ok, sorry. Bill W. (not Goerge W!)