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Joey von WTF

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm -- in a constant state of development, not one to take risks unless they're calculated, able to see many angles in a situation, a strange introvert & extrovert mix, a seeker of balance, someone who values fairness indefinitely, understanding, one who loves to find solutions, affectionate with the right person, always a seeker of improvement and betterment, an idealist at times, other times a burning romantic, and when need be, a cold realist.
Some other F'ing Fun Facts!
1. School and work take up a lot of my time, but I can always make time, 'cause time is on my side, yes it is...
2. I'd travel to the ends of the earth for love.
3. I want a lot, but don't need much.
4. I'm masculine and I only like masculine guys. My voice is probably deeper than yours anyway. Girls have to be assertive and bold to gain and then keep my interest.
5. I prefer to be direct without having to explain myself. If clarification is needed, ask, otherwise I take it as everything is acceptable. I won't second guess myself or "read" into you, just because you don't have the balls to speak up.
6. I have a domestic side which barely anyone gets to see. I think one day it'll be really beneficial when I have a family or something. Oh yeah, I want kids! I'm pretty sure I'd make an awesome Dad.
7. I used to be quite the hedonist. Accept it or don't. Either way, I don't care. ..

My Interests

Architecture, art, finance, historical literature, mod style, old muscle cars, striped neckties, horticulture, very tan skin against all white bedding, champagne, vintage clothing, poetry, mid-century design & advertising, iridium, strip bars that offer a free buffet, time pieces, hats, shoes, sharks, organization & color coding, BBQ, fresh pretzels, conceptual books, D.C.'s history, cold sandwiches, girls in short skirts, the colors chartreuse green/coral/pale blue/espresso brown/turquoise, fine chocolates, art pottery, exotic fabrics/materials, kids, laundry, learning to cook, travel anywhere, healthy sleep, healthy skin, health in general, monkeys, environmental issues, science & medicine, robots, European travel, urban planning, domesticated animals, kitchen gadgets, parties, business & commerce, European history, bonsai, the Jazz Age, late sixties music, psychology, avians and domesticating them, painting, antiques, trends, marketing & advertising, Russia, tennis, sex, volunteer work, down comforters, vegetables, sunday drives, picnics, museums, film history, vitamins, technology, clubs, boating, archery, photography, film, delft pottery, Asian Culture, Israel, the Dead Sea, paper denim, Nude Beaches, Platinum & Gold, basket weaving, kelly green, island places, recycling, the English, philosophy, pyschological disorders, and chemistry

I'd like to meet:

Pavle the Petal Peddler

Chill people in my area, from far away, or wherever...

It'd be cool to meet someone to match up with too -- a partner in crime to conspire and perspire with at all the right times would be amazing. My best friend basically, as well a blood-brother. We are warriors who conquer life together until the end. We ask each other, "How do we make this work out to our advantage?"

I also need my beautiful muse. The one who I will worship through innumerable interpretaions and immortalize with oil and pigment. Every line, contour, and color will be examined. The sight of some curve causes inspiration to be fueled, then set ablaze. My true forever!

Ummm, yeah, 'cause I'd like to eventually let my looks go, get fat, and maybe even settle down...

Music:

.... Pretty much everything with a decent beat -- Ladytron, Jefferson Airplane, Tracy and the Plastics, Simon & Garfunkle, Electrolane, Handel, the Beatles, Patti Smith, Herman's Hermits, DJ Lady Dana, Broadcast, Peter & Gordon, DJ Promo, Bad Boy Bill, Weezer, Tori Amos, Belly, Jay-Z, Redman, Methodman, Timbaland, Fugazi, the Streets, the Donnas, Mozart, Hole, The Vines, DJ Dan, The Doors, Blink 182, Outkast, P.J. Harvey, Patti Smith, White Zombie, The Monkees, Hendrix, Velvet Underground, Nico, Infected Mushroom, Ravi Shankar, Postal Service, High Contrast, Lemon Pipers, Dara, Lil' Kim Foxxy Brown, Keith Sweat, Guns N'Roses, Bach, Nate Dog, Atari Teenage Riot, GWAR, Strawberry Alarm Clock, the Yardbirds, the Turtles, David Bowie, Le Tigre, the Beach Boys, the Mamas and the Papas, eighties stuff, James Taylor, Sex Pistols, Jimmy Eat World, the Singing Nun, the Kinks, All American Rejects, Neil Diamond, Beethoven, Liszt, Gershwin, swing music, the Ventures, pachelbel, Rossini, Vivaldi, the Roots, the Cure, Depeche Mode, Adam Ant, old Michael Jackson, Bush, Spanky and Our Gang, Coldplay, Mobey, Nirvana, Crosby, Stills and Nash, Phillip Glass, Donovan, The Byrds, Gorillaz, Tom Petty, The Vines....

Movies:

Love Actually, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Closer, The Rules of Attraction, Dollar$, Desperate Living, Cloak & Dagger, Moll Flanders, Velvet Goldmine, The Piano, The Hours, Female Trouble, The Quilt, Raising Arizona, Dead Anthology, Awakenings, My Left Foot, Adaptation, the Dark Crystal, Alice in Wonderland, Psycho, Magnolia, Boogey Nights, Requiem for a Dream, all of the Muppet movies, All About Eve, Raise the Red Lantern, Amadeus, The Last Emperor, Labrynth, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Funny Farm, A Clockwork Orange, The Seven Year Itch, Soapdish, Weird Science, The Wedding, The Madness of King George, Donnie Darko, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Television:

PBS, Rugrats, Jimmy Neutron, English stuff, CSI Miami, Bones, Tracy Ullman, Little Britain, The Body Electric..

Books:

I'm a binge reader.

Heroes:

There are a few people I admire, both real and fictional. Will get back to this...

My Blog

Junk maybe you should read...

I decided to put this in my blog to later be buried amongst other postings, so only anyone truly interested would find it. I like people who do their homework. Okay, this is is basically what I ...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 01:32:00 PST

Id have sex for a double cheeseburger with bacon...

Ummm, no.   -Joey
Posted by Joey von WTF on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:04:00 PST

HHTC

Here's How Things Change? I don't know -- may never know what those magic words are, but I'll keep guessing until I know for sure... I'm not usually one for games, but what's life witho...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Futurist Theory vs. Nostalgic Flights of Fancy

Apparently I've been afflicted with a case of extreme nostalgia when it comes to my designs and possibly even my mode of thinking. I believe the two to be related, however not sure if this is a ...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:53:00 PST

stuff

Anxiety waits for some future hoursomething then gained though now desired this ghost you see,assured beit is not me ...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

die Kunstausstellung

Soon to be posting some photos of new artwork upon scanning. Critiques welcome...  ...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:56:00 PST

ATTN:

Those who are self-proclaimed bitches, assholes, and the like may wish to abstain from trying to get to know me. I simply find such attitudes disgusting and can not tolerate a lack of compassion in in...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

Friends Make History:

1712 The first steam engine The century which was to follow would witness the beginnings of an industrial revolution in Britain which was to change the world. Arguably the most significant...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:12:00 PST

bedroom photographs

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Posted by Joey von WTF on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:46:00 PST

LUCID dream

The past few nights I've had very lucid dreams... Last night's was particularly disturbing!!! I was walking with crowds of people around a New England waterfront town... a group I passed by were ALL B...
Posted by Joey von WTF on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:31:00 PST