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About Me

Fortdrastic.com is a collective of slack ass folks who come up with an interesting point of view every time you need it. We eat/drink/sleep/fondle entertainment in all its bastard forms.

You want to laugh, come to us. You want to cry, we'll bring the waterworks. You want a nice relaxing massage, we can do that. You need help editing your thesis, we're there. Take your daughter to school day, we can fill in.

It's as easy as clicking FortDrastic.com . We are the best friends you didn't know you had.

Come and see some of our beautiful pictures here at Flickr .We love you.

My Interests

We're interested in a comprehensive, systematic takeover of the internet. We're gonna start with your computer, rewrite your blog, redesign all your favorite web sites.On the weekends we like to replace world leaders with human beings.

We also enjoy sugar. Bathing in it, particularly.

Music:

Halified=Journey, Emkon=indie no names, Jaysun=gangsta, Danny=the casbar, Buss=something until you do, Mandeckah is a trumpet, Netts=trippy, He-Bro=blows your balls off rock, Frank=metal, Eager Beaver=Crotch Rawk, Ally=straight ghetto ish

Television:

Television is so played out. The internet is where it's at... specifically fortdrastic.com

Books:

Reading on paper is played out. We prefer words as they appear on a backlit computer screen, beckoning us to create, to entertain, to iluminate. To add one more fart joke to the internet's vast resources. Come join the new era of digital reading with fortdrastic.com or catch us on aol IM fortdrastic

Heroes:

My Blog

Dance Video

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Posted by FortDrastic.com on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST

Fort Drastic goes nutso!

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Posted by FortDrastic.com on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:28:00 PST

Chat with Mandeckah

Posted by FortDrastic.com on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:32:00 PST

Everything Must Go

"Everything Must Go" by El-P makes me write retarded email to El-P: the song is bonkers. straight bonkers. so damn new! love the vocals up front and slowed down a bit. so clear that no one can d...
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Sat, 13 May 2006 06:02:00 PST

We got dem videhos!

I'm not sure we let you know about this but... we've got videos up in our video section. Lazy bastards.We got another lil secret too. We'll either let you know in the future or you can message us an...
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:55:00 PST

Fishscale

Ghostface Fishscale Let's just put it like this: Ghostface is single-handedly carrying on the dynasty that was the empire of Wu. While there were amazing solo albums from Wu members obv...
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:46:00 PST

poopie poopie bum bum

my farts smell so bad that i keep thinking there's shit on my shoe.
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:01:00 PST

Where the sh!t did FortDrastic.com go?

So the real fortdrastic.com took a tumble. We ran into some heavy technical issues and had to rethink the entire damn operation. Well while we were thinking we came up with the idea to redesign the en...
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

Hair Cut

Danny Eagle: Hair Cut "It had entered an uncomfortable stage where it sat like a sleeping animal on top of my head where renegade hair wings sprung out from behind my ears. I looked like a NA...
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ghetto Graduation

He-Bro: Ghetto Graduation "...Okay. Of note, my dad is notorious for overdressing. So I am not concerned. Perhaps he is to blame for all this overdressing. He asks me if I want to borrow a su...
Posted by FortDrastic.com on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST