dehumanizing... |
I passed a bum with a day planner. He was hunched over the thing, scribbling away. I can only imagine. "Four p.m., Tues.: Fight Ghost."
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:52:00 PST |
I was standing in the shower thinking... |
about what Robert Frost said about poems. He said they don't have to rhyme in front of God and everybody. Then, I started thinking about writing a poem. It's funny; I don't write poe...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 03:40:00 PST |
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I've learned a few things lately. I've learned that cenosillicaphobia means fear of an empty glass, arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth, and vagina...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST |
8 Arms To Hold You |
I don't usually remember my dreams. When I do, they're filled with the regular fare of vampire hunting and adventure seeking. Often, there's a trapdoor to be found or a stairwell behind a ...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:29:00 PST |
Spiked Punchlines |
We had to read Animal Farm for class last week. If you remember the book, you might recall the sheep who'd regularly bleat out some slogan. At first, the slogan was something long and elab...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:37:00 PST |
Life Under Glass in January |
01/01/00
At the dawning of a new age, no one felt particularly special. There was some open dissappointment but mostly just the shrugging of shoulders. An eerie expectation crept upon the ...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST |
Vestigal Tales |
A Random Assortment. I recommend you poke the bottom of each segment to see if they're the kind you like. If not, just put them back in the box.
I think psychologists are a lot lik...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:31:00 PST |
Having A Nice Summer |
I'm standing in the Writing Center, watching this girl give a presentation about what we do. I'm next to this well-meaning adjunct professor. We're a little ways ...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:17:00 PST |
What is the exact purpose of a rubber duck? |
After twelve years of working in a supermarket, I realized something. The place was paradise pure and simple. Maybe it wasn't Eden, but either way, they kicked you out if you stole fruit.
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Posted by Lord Lewdite on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:20:00 PST |
about time |
I've been busy, so apologies for those I haven't been in touch with of late. But you know what they say, better late than pregnant! This is what I...
Posted by Lord Lewdite on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST |
