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rev. ernie

i love f scott fitzgerald and i vote

About Me

i drink alot and wait for my phone to ring....i make movies for a living...so if outdated photography/film gear and blistering wit get you hot......travel too much...sit down kid and ill make you a hot pocket

My Interests

puppies, killing needlessly, making out after/before killing needlessly, crying in remorse, crying in regret, crying into the beers of cowboys(yeah that was about me), making jokes about menstration, drugged out whores are good, dropin bows/pimpin hos, cajun food, having better vinyl than you, crying over broken vinyl,mangled things that catch the light just right...not liking bees....bee-ing better than you...little emo girls who want to cuddle with me and sob....dykes...yeah and drunken dykes...donkeys.. the prospects of me buying a spider monkey... not being stuck in a shitty dead end job...paying for a house i dont live in...making really nice cabins out of lincon logs...i dont like the fact that sometimes because of work and distances i dont get to spend the time that i would like too with the people that i love, i miss my family gentic and especially non... wee bree makes me happy.. monkeys have hands and so do i, am i a monkey? Who am i?

I'd like to meet:

someone as good as me....but afraid of bees

Music:

RICH BOY...all you need are the fugs,VIPs,and brian setzers the knife feels like justice album....also claus gato and the 2 oclock specials rock my world ...i have better vinyl than you.... young jeezy.... shit

Movies:

zombie doom, mad max, ,fubar, ,also eat my dust starring ron howard, mr christmas is hardcore....just ask and i can rant for hours.......but don't ask if you have terrible taste

Television:

the adventures of topper.... TV sucks....except for being bobby brown....

Books:

hst, any nonfiction whose content was proven grossly incorect well before i was born, hal lindsey,

Heroes:

santa, bobby brown, mom, top gun

My Blog

PB sandwiches etc.

driving miss daisy
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kansas city etc....

well after an crusade of awesome through arkansas and the state abovei have returned to the true dirty south and the conclusion that those states for the most part merit exsistance as do the folks who...
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

iroc

i rock.
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

witchita

kansas is flat and windy...im cold...im bored...i want a scooter...between my legs....i want a drunk republican to punch me in the throat...anybody wanna dance
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tits

we looked into it and swtzerland is a really fucking far way to swim.....we also looked into the fact that ifin there was a zombie attack.....chrisdean and i would rule the living using stolen constru...
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate you

i hate everyone...you all incure my hate....die because i hate you....die....because i hate you ...alot
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my new fucking hero

holy shit like i was just watching the grammys.....prince owns.....oh god i love prince
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

indiana is for lovers

terre haute pronounced hell its cold....ass cold....filled with fat men wearing jeans, blue flannel, and years and years of dear sauage and discontent. i get to fly away from this goddamn frozen chap...
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy crap

like today i was listening to staind and i totally realized that no one loves me, my parents suck and my car has a spoiler...AND that girl ive been crushin on told me to go to hell when i asked if she...
Posted by rev. ernie on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST