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amandapants

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About Me

img src="http://www.mypimpspace.com/images/button.gif" alt="MySpace Layouts & MySpace Codes" style="position:absolute; left:0px; top: 0px;" border="0" img src="http://www.mypimpspace.com/images/button.gif" alt="MySpace Layouts & MySpace Codes" style="position:absolute; right:0px; top: 0px;" border="0"Brilliant Moments in the Eternal Battle Against Excessive Bureaucracy No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous –
Almost, at times, the Fool.
- from “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock” by T.S. Eliot
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Amanda
Birthday: 07-26-1975
Birthplace: Houston
Current Location: Livingston, TX
Eye Color: grey
Hair Color: red
Height: 5'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: irish/cajun
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: cocaine
Your Fears: living
Your Perfect Pizza: thin crust supreme with light sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not repeating last year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf?
Thoughts First Waking Up: sweet, i slept
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: if i'm not going out, 11ish
Your Most Missed Memory: i'll keep that one to myself
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: anything that will light
Do you Swear: all the fucking time
Do you Sing: badly, in my car, esp when i'm drunk
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: been there, going back
Do you want to get Married: i am, and no
Do you belive in yourself: more than anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: not at all
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: as much as anyone
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: several
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no (i HATE oreos)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: never
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: anywhere but in a hospital
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: amanda
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown with blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: individually dependant
Number of Drugs I have taken: *choke* um... lots
Number of CDs I own: 2 that aren't my own mixes
Number of Piercings: most of them are closed
Number of Tattoos: 29
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1

My Interests



#'s, adultswim, alan rickman, alcohol, alexiel, ambien, amon, amon/robin, angel sanctuary, ani difranco, anime, aqua teen hunger force, art, avatar, b movies, beastie boys, bill maher, blunts, bob dylan, boys, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, chapelle's show, cookies, cool devices, corona, csi, dance, dave chapelle, depeche mode, design, deviants, eclipse, eric clapton, family guy, family le douche, fanart, fanfic, fanfiction, forensics, frylock, funk, galveston, girls, god o'mights, harry potter, hp/ss, indigo girls, inuyasha, jason isaacs, kira, lakes, landover baptist, latin, laura's quotes, life imitates art, limes, lords of acid, magick, manga, massochism, mean girls, men, micro chemistry, ministry, movies, music, mxc, nails, nin, nofx, numbers night club, organic chemistry, orgy, peanut butter, peanut m&m's, performance art, pharmacology, pink, punk, ranma 1/2, reading, redheads, remote control, sakuya kira, sarcasam, saved!, sesshoumaru, seth green, seto kaiba, setsuna mudo, sex, ska, slash, slytherin, smut, snape, socks, soup, southpark, steve miller, tea, tecate, texas, the color green, the cure, the niggabread man, too many dj's, true crime, vicious pink, view askew productions, watercolor, weekend goth, white chocolate, witch hunter robin, wolf's rain, x the movie, yaoi, yu-gi-oh

I'd like to meet:

no one, i know too many assholes already.
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SAY CHEESE!!!

*click*this message brought to you by Jim Beam, who in the spirit of jimmy buffet reminds you, it's 5:00 o'clock somrhwere... if johnniy, jack anf jose were here it'd be a REAL party :P Pour me someth...
Posted by amandapants on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:01:00 PST

suckage

lost my glasses, phone, and had my wallet taken by an over-zealous clear lake rent-a-cop all in one weekend... the same weekend my NEW car died and my internet went out for a week...  and now i'v...
Posted by amandapants on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:12:00 PST

brighter discontent

Got a brand new roof above my head All the empty boxes thrown away I rearranged the place A hundred times today But the ordering of objects Couldn't hide what's missing All these things should make m...
Posted by amandapants on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

irony

from a conversation with steve   steve (8/16/2006 8:24:17 AM): Here's a dose of irony for you. We have an initiative to reduce email storage and usage. They sent out an email to tell us about it ...
Posted by amandapants on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:34:00 PST

for mr. gold star bitch move

People don't want to know how to love.  Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad to become suddenly impossible, unworkable. So they avoid it and seek solace in anger,...
Posted by amandapants on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 06:08:00 PST

ow

fuck, i'm tiredit feels like wednesday for some reason, wonder if it'll feel like monday or thursday tomorrowjust remembered a conversation i had friday...  good times, good timesthink the ambien...
Posted by amandapants on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST

weekly advice for those with no sense

if the shoe fits, buy it in every color
Posted by amandapants on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 11:23:00 PST

weekly advice for those with no sense

it's better to be silent and thought a fool and open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Posted by amandapants on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:37:00 PST

it's been a good year so far

kiddo graduated kindergarden, friend got married, another set of friends just got engaged, 2 friends celebrated their 40th birthdays, i've culled the bullshit out of my life for the most part and reki...
Posted by amandapants on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:47:00 PST

now that's a sign from above!

woman hit by lightening while praying
Posted by amandapants on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:24:00 PST