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Patsy Stone
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Iva Fetish Drag Queen Name Generator You have a sexual IQ of 157
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Your Vampire Name Is...
Prince the Demented What's Your Vampire Name?
Your Theme Song is Groove is in the Heart by Dee-lite
"We're going to dance
And have some fun"
For you, life should be one huge party...
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Which Rocky Horror Picture Show character are you?

Frank-N-Furter
A Scientist

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Your Ideal Pet is a Bird
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What Family Guy Character are you?
Stewie
you are still only a baby but you want to take over the world.However, your size limits what you can do(but don't let that stop you)

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You're an Expert Kisser
You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
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Who Should Paint You: Pablo Picasso
Your an expressive soul who shows many emotions, with many subtleties
Only a master painter could represent your glorious contradictions What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
You Belong in Milan
Stylish and sophisticated, you want to enjoy a truly European life - away from tourists!
Milan fits you perfectly. Great shopping, high quality food, lots of culture... with very little hype. What European City Do You Belong In? ..tr You Are an Appletini
Most of the time, you're a typical party girl / guy.
But when you get super sauced, you really up your sex appeal.
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My Interests

PEZ PEZ PEZ PEZ PEZ PEZ!!!!!!!!!! Roosters ROCK! I also collect vintage metal lunchboxes, Homies and wierdly.....Bic lighters. Hedwig "Frankie" Frankfurter, my wire-haired dachshund rocks my world Thrift shopping, Photography (Thanks for the camera Kat), ALL things Egyptian!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anne Rice , Salvador Dali , PARKER POSEY!! , Depeche Mode , Chris Freeman from Pansy Division - I could just BITE that sexy man! (I've met most of my other favs), My family who came from Germany 150 years ago. John Waters!!!!Kat Von D, Colin Farrell
Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey Stuart Townsend Matt Dallas AND his belly button, ANDY RODDICK!! ....and here's my DADDY!!!

Music:

I collect New Wave music especially on vinyl. I love industrial, dance, techno. I couldn't live without PANSY DIVISION , PRINCE!!!! Scissor Sisters!!!!! Wigs on Sticks, Foo Fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Weezer , Jamiroquai, The Police, DEEE-LITE!!!! Bjork for starters. Right now I'm really liking Franz Ferdinand, !!!, the Killers, the Bravery, Bloc Party, Shiny Toy Guns, White Stripes, Gorillaz just to name a few. And then there's Depeche Mode, the Cure, the Smiths, Blondie, Madonna, Janet (Miss Jackson cuz I'm NASTY, Erasure , New Order, Pet Shop Boys, Madness, Love and Rockets, Violent Femmes, U2, B-52's, REM, Tori Amos......I could go on like this for days.......Hole, Dead Milkmen , NOFX, Wagner, Bach, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ministry, Thrill Kill Kult!!, Lords of Acid!, Siouxsie, Bad Boy Bill!! Soundgarden, Pantera, INXS , Pink Floyd, REM, Rachmaninov, The Judy's, Jane's Addiction, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime , No Doubt, Sandra Collins, DJ John Kelley, DJ Brian, Carl Cox, Buena Vista Social Club, Strunz and Farah......it really runs the gamut!!.. START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What Beatles song personality are you? Take Two
The Walrus
I thought the Walrus was Paul... Lennon must be a dirty liar!

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Movies:

WOW.....where to begin??? Ferris Bueller, House of Yes , Party Girl, Dazed and Confused, Best in Show (See the Parker Posey theme here?), Hedwig and the Angry Inch!!!! ANYTHING Mel Brooks!!!!!!!!!! Valley Girl, But I'm a Cheerleader, Man Bites Dog!!!!, Monster, Borat, Not Another Teen Movie, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, To Kill a Mockingbird, Mommy Dearest, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes , Some Like it Hot, Doom Generation, Clerks, Mallrats, City of the Lost Children, The Yellow Submarine , Contact, Stargate, Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, AI, The Color Purple, Contact, Gia,
Horse Hung Hispanics Vol. 8, anything John Waters , Dancer in the Dark, Priscilla Queen of the Desert , Shirley Valentine, Like Water for Chocolate, Trick, Airplane, Hot Fuzz

Television:

British Comedy (Ab Fab, Father Ted, Black Adder) All CSI's, Family Guy, American Dad, SIMPSONS!!! King of the Hill, Drawn Together - HOLY SHIT!Discovery Channel! Antiques Roadshow, NCIS, Ugly Betty, Las Vegas

Books:

Just about anything between two covers. From classics to trashy crime novels. Any and all of Anne Rice's writing amazes me .....as does her son's (Christopher) in his own right. Dean Koontz & Janet Evanovich for my quick throw-away novels. Carl Hiaasen for a great tongue in cheek Florida crime novel with environmental overtones. I'm particular to the believable supernatural/occult genre. Poppy Z. Brite, To Kill a Mockingbird is one of my very fav classics!!! Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Devil Wears Prada, The Wasp Factory, Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates, Skinny Legs and All, Still Life with Woodpecker....I'm finding a real taste for Tom Robbins!!! The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale , the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Exorcist, Carp Fishing on Valium , the Lantern Bearers, The Dirty Girls Social Club, Memoirs of a Geisha, How Soon is Never - Mark Spitz, Augusten Burroughs - Running with Scissors & Possible Side Effects, The Andy Warhol Diaries

Heroes:

Pansy Division Parker Posey!

My Blog

El Cancion Del Dia

I woke up the other day and had a song stuck in my head. I walked to the bus stop and stood there and sang out loud to myself and this is what I sang! Who knows why? KNOCK ME DOWN - Red Ho...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:19:00 PST

I FUCKING MET BOBBY LEE!!!

Megan mentioned to me that she saw a bulletin from Houston Improv about free tickets to see the FAMOUS Bobby Lee of Mad TV fame! That SICK TWISTED WONDERFUL MF!!!!! So Megan called an...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:58:00 PST

I sing for Ice Cream!!

Ice Cream by New Young Pony Club!I can give you what you want. I can make your heart beat short. I can make you ice cream We could be a sweet team Melting in your vice dreams, boy. I can be the sauce...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:16:00 PST

The Buffalo Theory

From a classic episode of Cheers!'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:08:00 PST

A Fathers letter to his Son!

Master Hedwig Frankfurter the Cock!Our time together again is almost nigh! We both know that you have been living with your grandfather (who I know you adore) as well as your cousin Oreo, and th...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:45:00 PST

Rawkin’ Treads!

I just scored the HOTTEST pair of Vision shoes I’ve EVER owned!!!! ...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:03:00 PST

They are taking over the world!

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Posted by Chris the Cock on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:18:00 PST

Try and Tear Me Down!

Tear Me Down by Steven Traskfrom Hedwig and the Angry Inch SoundtrackDon’t you know me Kansas City, I’m the new Berlin wall Try and tear me down. I was born on the other side of a town ri...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:06:00 PST

A shining STAR

I just saw that Jeffree Star is playing in Houston at of all places Java Jazz on 1960. Why out there?? I may have to make a trip to the Northside! Any takers?
Posted by Chris the Cock on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:44:00 PST

This one’s for My W 2!

De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da Don’t think me unkind Words are hard to find They’re only cheques I’ve left unsigned From the banks of chaos in my mind And when their eloquence escapes me T...
Posted by Chris the Cock on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:09:00 PST