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Karen Walker

Hi Poodle! Who'se your daddy?

About Me

.. FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT SPYING ON A PROFILE, SEEING WHO LOOKS AT A PROFILE, ETC... IT WILL BE DELETED! I AM NOT HERE TO ADVERTISE ANYTHING OTHER THAN TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND IF YOU RUIN IT FOR ME OR ANYONE ELSE ON HERE, YOU WILL HAVE HELL TO PAY! MY MEDS ARE WEARING OFF, AND I'M NOT A PLEASANT PERSON TO MESS WITH WHEN THAT HAPPENS SO HUNKER DOWN AND GRAB A BOTTLE IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN, OTHERWISE GO POUND SAND ELSEWHERE!!I'm fabulous! I'm an incredible dresser, I've got buckets of money, I'm a hoot and a half, and I've got a killer rack! Oh honey, seriously, what were you thinking coming up here on my page and not bringing me a martini? What's this? What's happening? What's going on here?!
Look honey, you can either love me or hate me, it doesn't matter to me. I've got people that pay other people to be my friends, so I don't need you all that much. But, since you stumbled on my page, you might as well leave me a comment or two. By the way, that shirt on you is heaven!

My Interests

I love a good stiff martini.. I also like my stack of pills in the morning too. Pharmacist is good at keeping me well stocked, and FDA approved.

I'd like to meet:

I don't need to meet anyone honey, you just need to meet me! I don't meet, I'm met... Which Will and Grace Character Are You?
You're Karen Walker! You married for money, and you enjoy every extravagant moment of it. You love liquor and prescription pills, and make hilarious judgmental comments about your best friends. Keep it up!
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Music:

Anything good to drink to!

Movies:

Anything Booze Related!

Television:

WILL & GRACE, LIKE YOU HAD TO ASK... THAT'S LIKE SAYING PRADAs ARE JUST SHOES OR VODKA IS JUST A MORNING BEVERAGE!

Books:

The Bartender's Guide, 2007 Edition

Heroes:

Pharmacist, the entire company that Pharmacist works for, the delivery drivers for Pharmacist, and all the people who make the pills that Pharmacist has to offer! Oh, and the FDA, too. Then there's all the people at Absolut, and SKYY, and the people at Waterford crystal. Macy's, and Bloomingdales. Well, the people at these places, anyway..

My Blog

New Year, new bottle of pills and booze!

Hi Poodles! First of all, let me say that no, I haven't become used to this computer and internet thing, but after Rosario got done scrubbing the floor with her toothbrush, I told her she could relax ...
Posted by Karen Walker on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

I drive myself to drink

Hi Poodles! I know I don't write on here very much but then I don't write; things are written for me!  This time, I have Jack at the computer so I hope he gets all this.  (Side note- yes it ...
Posted by Karen Walker on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

What's this, what's happening, what's going on here?

Good Lord, I have no idea what to write about.  I mean, I'm just kind of bored here in the mansion, and I thought I'd tinker with this computer gadget thingamajig.  I'm not sure how well tha...
Posted by Karen Walker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST