Jack McFarland - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hello, my name is Jack McFarland, and I'm happy we could meet here. DON'T FORGET TO COME TO MY SHOW! I want to become a successful writer, producer, coreographer, or whatever my mood may be at the time. I have starred in a training video dealing with sexual harrassment with my best friend, Karen Walker. Karen is a really great person, and I admire her style so much. Love you poodle!

My Interests

I love going to lunch with my buddy Will, and of course driving around Manhattan with my friend Karen in her limo. She always has driver take us wherever we want to go! We go shopping so much, I forget which of Karen's credit cards I am using most of the time!

I'd like to meet:

Oh, gee, I don't know who I'd want to meet more! My clone, or Karen's clone.. hmm, tough choice!

Music:

Oh I just LOVE Cher!! She is my all time favorite artist!

Movies:

Well, I love the video that I starred in, but I would have to say that I love "Something about Mary" oh no, I love "Just Jack!" no no no, I love all those funny little films that Will has, but I usually try to return them. Someday..

Television:

I'm so active I don't have time to watch TV, although the weather man on channel 5 is pretty hot.

Books:

Books? I thought those were just something you lay around to decorate. Who reads books?

Heroes:

Karen Walker is my all time hero! I just love my little poodle to death!