Alice

Hiya! I'm Alice and I've been the Brady's housekeeper for years! What do you mean you don't know the Bradys! The Brady Bunch? That's right. I worked for Mike Brady after he became a single parent. He met a lovely lady named Carol Martin and the two of them fell in love. The only thing was, Mike had three sons, (Greg, Peter, and Bobby) and Carol had three daughters, (Marcia, Jan and little Cindy). The two of them tied the knot and suddenly they had a huge family with six kids, not to mention Fluffy the cat and Tiger the dog! Golly, when Mr. Brady asked to remain his maid after the wedding, of course I said yes! Six kids are quite a lot to handle!! Sure they have their squabbles and their problems (Greg wants his own room, Peter can't hold a job, Bobby wishes he was bigger, Marcia has two dates for the same night, Jan won't wear her glasses and Cindy cannot stop snitching) but they never last long...usually about 30 minutes or so. I just love this bunch! But enough about them. You want to know about me. You should just know I love my job, I love my Bradys, and I'm waiting (patiently) for Sam the butcher to propose. Come on, Sam!