..jasmine..

I'm never good at writing about myself, so I'm going to make a list of silly sometimes charming facts about me:
1. I'm a good judge of character. Usually people who I get weird vibes from end up being the kind of people you don't want around you.
2. I have a boyfriend. I love him dearly. He loves me dearly. I'm not interested in you, and he's not interested in stupid myspace girls. So eff off.
3. I have the fattest, most lovable rats in the entire world. If you don't like rats after meeting Siouxsie and Scarlett, expect raised eyebrows. You are obviously not to be trusted.
4. I may have many friends on myspace. If I add you, it's because you have great taste in music, or I think you're super cute (if you're female). Or because I am, once again, drunk and on the computer.
5. I really have no tolerance for vapid teenage little punk rock princesses. You most likely will grow out of your punk phase, and grow up to be the coolest mom in the suburbs. Good for you. At this point in my life, I'm not interested in casual acquaintances with high drama females. Sorry, girls.
6. So yeah, I'm a Suicide Girl. I know right now this is extraordinarily trendy, but it makes me happy. And is just the right amount of cheesecake that I'm comfortable with. I mean, have you seen the other "pinup" sites around these days?! Jeez....come on, ladies. It's not sexy to stick a spatula in your twat. Put on some cute heels and some lipstick and flaunt your femininity in a classy way.
7. If I meet you, I will most likely be pretty prickly. Don't worry. If you're a decent person I'll come around. If I continue to be kinda bitchy towards you, please understand that I probably don't want to know you.
8. I'm not big into labels. Musically, I'm all over the place. I love streetpunk, rockabilly, eighties music, old crooner music....if it makes me happy, then it's good music.
9. Be who you are. Flaunt your imperfections, because that's what makes you beautiful.
i love this boy. with all my heart.